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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I'll take a Corazon Blanco to start and a nice bottle of Rodenbach Grand Cru to wash it down with.
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Post by One for the Frog »

Lemmy, let me serve you with my 200th post. The honor is mine.
By the way, I don't actually know these drinks you've ordered, but I guess they are on the shelf behind me. Ops, here they are.

I'm having an old Balvenie, clean.

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Excellent job sir. For never having heard of the drinks you did an amazing job. And Corazon Blanco is a truly delicious Tequila and Rodenbach Grand Cru is the most amazing Belgian beer you've ever had. Its a Belgian Sour Ale and probably the best beer in the world. Amber in color, strong aroma of fruit and a wicked sour taste that lingers on your tounge. Its truly heaven in a glass. Everybody should try some.
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Post by Libation »

Alright we'll have one of those, please. Hold the ape-piss
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UnkleLemmy wrote:Excellent job sir. For never having heard of the drinks you did an amazing job. And Corazon Blanco is a truly delicious Tequila and Rodenbach Grand Cru is the most amazing Belgian beer you've ever had. Its a Belgian Sour Ale and probably the best beer in the world. Amber in color, strong aroma of fruit and a wicked sour taste that lingers on your tounge. Its truly heaven in a glass. Everybody should try some.
Ahh, now I see. As for me, I'm not familiar with the different species of the Mexican toxin, the only one I can remember was called Olmeca, and very nasty experiences it gave me, indeed. And I'm definately not a belgian-beer drinker.
But now, I have to try everything.

Balvenie is over, I'm opening another bottle, I feel Palinka will turn up soon...

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Post by One for the Frog »

Good morning, friends - forgive me, here it's morning - , as I see some of you sneaked in during the night, draining some of the pub's resources, but don't worry, i fill it up right now. Feel free to drink anything you want.
(I've got some home made stuff, today's special offer, infamous plum brandy.)

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I'm a simple man, just pull me three or four pints of Pabst and line them up here on the bar. And I'll take some hot wings - any good takeout around here?
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Beautiful beer! But where's the lovable street urchin I can have run down the street and get my food for me in exchange for slipping him a shot?
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Try to persuade one of the other guests here. There are some who will do it for a pint of shot. Look there is a dirty foot hanging out from under the table.

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Kick it, it'll go back under.
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Post by One for the Frog »

Ach, hell I'm bored. Must finish some job here, but I'm bored. I'm going home, stir a giant martini, maybe eat something before, then pass out on the bed. But first, consuming. I think I'm going to start with this:
<img src="http://images.send.com/104401_big.jpg">

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Post by One for the Frog »

awwwwwwrhhhrh....
That was divine.
Let's take a closer look:

<img src="http://croatiagifts.safeshopper.com/images/bu0z2pb4.jpg">

It's EMPTY! Must fill up quickly.
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I thought they closed all the bars? If this place os still open I'll take a double WhistlePig rye, 12 year, no ice. I'd like to try one of those in my lifetime.
Please, thank you, all that.

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scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 7:47 am
WhistlePig rye, 12 year, no ice. I'd like to try one of those in my lifetime.
Just go for it man. You deserve it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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