I like that! The next time a telemarketer calls I'll play "Fuck off", and if they don't call, I still drink a shot!Palinka wrote:My favourite drinking game is called, "Fuck off! I'm drinking..."
It's an easy game to play. Every time an annoying arse telephones me or tries to talk to me in the pub, I say, "Fuck off! I am drinking..." and have another shot. If nobody telephones or tries to speak to me, then I toast my good luck with another shot. I play it often.
Anybody wanna play a drinking game?
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The one I like to play with the telesales people is the, "Just Hold On A Minute" game. It is a simple yet fun game to play.
When a telemarketing company telephones say,"My that does sound interesting. I have some food cooking. Please hold for a moment while I turn the oven down."
Then pour yourself a massive drink. See how many you can finish before they hang up.
My record is 11 large whiskies.
After a while you get blacklisted. Double result!
Enjoy.
When a telemarketing company telephones say,"My that does sound interesting. I have some food cooking. Please hold for a moment while I turn the oven down."
Then pour yourself a massive drink. See how many you can finish before they hang up.
My record is 11 large whiskies.
After a while you get blacklisted. Double result!
Enjoy.
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I've been going for 10 years and I don't think I'm close to Palinka yet.MassiveDrunk wrote:i play the family guy inspired "drink the beer" you drink the beer, when the beer is finished you drink another. repeat until you become palinka
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fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Damnit, I've been Palinka all my life and I'm not sure I can catch up.
Wow, that sentence doesn't even make sense to me.
Wow, that sentence doesn't even make sense to me.
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