OK, hopefully nobody see'sme typing this.
I just go tback from lunch. Normally, a bunch of coworkers go out with me but htey were all busy or whatnot today so I went alone. I went to the Fridays across the road. Had a tasty sandwich, but more importantl, I got to drink! 3 shots of Jaeger and 2 Bass Ales. One of the Bass was a "tall" and the shots were all proper 1.50 oz, not the shitty 1 oz you get at most bars.
Some I'm back at work and feeling fine. My boss wants me to clean my desk though. Fuck, they're fireing me in two weeks, let me just clean it then?But who cares, I got alcohol in my veins!
A damn fine lunch
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UnkleLemmy
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A damn fine lunch
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Sigh. Booze always comes before food when funds are low. I got a nice workers comp settlement a few months ago that I've been steadily drinking away. Its almost all up. I'll have to go back to being undrunk occasionaly.Joe Twelvepack wrote:That's a damn site better than my lunch - some saltines I found in my desk drawer.
If you're broke and plan on drinking, sacrifices must be made.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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You'll always have the memories.UnkleLemmy wrote:Sigh. Booze always comes before food when funds are low. I got a nice workers comp settlement a few months ago that I've been steadily drinking away. Its almost all up. I'll have to go back to being undrunk occasionaly.Joe Twelvepack wrote:That's a damn site better than my lunch - some saltines I found in my desk drawer.
If you're broke and plan on drinking, sacrifices must be made.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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That does sound like a spectacular lunch.
I remember temping at a bank back in the mid 1980s, during the summer break. I went out for lunch at the pub but the kitchen was closed. After 3 hours I lurched back to the office. Sat and stared blankly at the paperwork on my desk for a short while. Suddenly something snapped. I climbed up on to the desk and shouted, "You are all cunts and I hate you." I walked out of the office and repaired to a drinking club I knew.
I was formally notified of my dismissal, by mail, the following week. They paid me until the end of the month. Which was nice of them, considering.
Ahh, halcyon days.
I remember temping at a bank back in the mid 1980s, during the summer break. I went out for lunch at the pub but the kitchen was closed. After 3 hours I lurched back to the office. Sat and stared blankly at the paperwork on my desk for a short while. Suddenly something snapped. I climbed up on to the desk and shouted, "You are all cunts and I hate you." I walked out of the office and repaired to a drinking club I knew.
I was formally notified of my dismissal, by mail, the following week. They paid me until the end of the month. Which was nice of them, considering.
Ahh, halcyon days.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Indeed. Have a good b-day, Lady Swiller. I shall wave at you and toast you from up on high tomorrow.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
Sounds like a great lunch. I went on a job interview once and the interviewer took me to lunch. He drank a tall beer (one of those 24 oz jobs) a shot of Jack and two Jack & cokes. an about an hour. Trying to be polite I had to keep up.
Anyway, sorry to heat about your impending departure form the ranks of the employed. What do you do-there's an opening in my dept right now-the job is cake!
Anyway, sorry to heat about your impending departure form the ranks of the employed. What do you do-there's an opening in my dept right now-the job is cake!
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I'm shocked I haven't been shit-canned yet...
Mmmm....cake....
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I work in computers. What is the opening in your job?jerryg wrote:Sounds like a great lunch. I went on a job interview once and the interviewer took me to lunch. He drank a tall beer (one of those 24 oz jobs) a shot of Jack and two Jack & cokes. an about an hour. Trying to be polite I had to keep up.
Anyway, sorry to heat about your impending departure form the ranks of the employed. What do you do-there's an opening in my dept right now-the job is cake!
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
It's sort of a customer service/inside sales/customer support/jack of all trades kind of thing-nothing in the puter fiesl tho. There were a couple IT jobs open here a while ago, but I just checked they're not posted anymore. I'll keep an eye out for you, tho.
We'll have to get together someitme and maybe celebrate your freedom from work.
We'll have to get together someitme and maybe celebrate your freedom from work.