Drinking Skills You Have Perfected

bella · Post by **bella** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:39 am

Conning strangers to buy me shots..

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:40 pm

I can do this little thing but I don't remember what it is called and I can only do it drunk.

M

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:48 pm

I can be always right - even if I contradict myself!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:53 pm

Forgetting which language I'm speaking. Usually halfway through a sentence.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:54 pm

Oh, and the ability to make shots of pálinka disappear as if by magic.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:58 pm

Walking on motorways while pished and then being escorted off by the police. Bizarrely i have never been charged :twisted:

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:22 pm

:shock: :idea:
well I think my favorite has got to be the traditional finish one then start another!

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:25 pm

stepheybaby wrote::shock: :idea:
well I think my favorite has got to be the traditional finish one then start another!

Why finish one, order the next before you finish, then there is no break in drinking at all. The staff in my local know to start my next beer when i'm half way down the glass. :P

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:27 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
stepheybaby wrote::shock: :idea:
well I think my favorite has got to be the traditional finish one then start another!
Why finish one, order the next before you finish, then there is no break in drinking at all. The staff in my local know to start my next beer when i'm half way down the glass. :P

I sit up at the bar with a huge drink with a straw in it (no matter what the drink is). That way I can have them refill my glass while I'm drinking. I only have to stop to exile. And I'm working on a way arounds that to.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:28 pm

oh I already have one waiting Tartan, my mates are very useful in providing me with the next beauty!

bbombay · Post by **bbombay** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:43 pm

I have a tendency to give myself a concussion. It's happened twice now, in the past few months. Once while, ahem, playing thumbwars and the other during a drunken self-defense demonstration.

Not a great goal.

Kegdrainer · Post by **Kegdrainer** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:03 pm

If you've never seen the neverending beer fountain, its quite incredible. I first learned this while slurping soup. You put beer in a bowl and leave it on the bar, don't pick it up. You lower your head to the bowl, and slurp beer from it...but keep your throat closed. If done properly, the beer will come back out your nose and into the bowl again. You can do this continuously until someone buys you a shot to make you stop.

zombiewoff · Post by **zombiewoff** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:07 pm

Kegdrainer wrote:If you've never seen the neverending beer fountain, its quite incredible. I first learned this while slurping soup. You put beer in a bowl and leave it on the bar, don't pick it up. You lower your head to the bowl, and slurp beer from it...but keep your throat closed. If done properly, the beer will come back out your nose and into the bowl again. You can do this continuously until someone buys you a shot to make you stop.

Impressive and disturbing all at the same time.

moriarty · Post by **moriarty** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:40 pm

I fall off buildings, not a few, more like two dozen (four over three stories). I also burn bridges, not a few, more like fifty (I once burned twelve in a 56 hour binge). So I guess my super powers are the abilities to fall from great heights, unmake new freinds, and wake up satisfied with the knowledge that I beat the living hell out of life (if only for one night).

Dan Quixote · Post by **Dan Quixote** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:15 pm

I've got the power to ignore the effects of tequila during a drinking contest until after my opponent is defeated. Also, I've been told that I become very wise if not slightly incomprehensible when I black out. Kind of like a drunken Yoda. I've yet to see any proof of my alleged wisdom, though.