groundhog's day

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:19 am

it seems like only a week ago, wait, it was, that i was out to sea. on my again in the morning. i barely got a chance to get a respectable bender going, but i think i did all right, i did manage to loose a large chunk of time, sang karaoke and filled the bed of my truck with beer. they are so concerned with the attitude sailors have towards booze, but my god, if you only got to spend less than a week at a time on land, what in the hell would you do with it? they can go fuck themselves. i'm going to spend that time earning stories to tell over and over again during the countless hours of watch, not allowed to read a book that's not related to nuclear propulsion, or even allowed to sit. hours and hours of excruciating boredom as nothing at all happens, damnit, i'm going to entertain. so farewell again, be back in a week or so.[img]Picture%20018.jpg[/img]

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:23 am

I would say "have fun", but guess that does not apply. You will be missed around these parts, it seems like you just got back. I'm sure we'll all have a drink, or many for you.

Post by **Oggar** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 2:10 pm

Sounds like a bunch of Uncle Sam double talk. Cheap booze at the PX, on base booze and then their concerned, bah. One of my best drinking experiences was with a group of sailors who had just gotten back from a 6 month Wes-Pac tour. My buddy Thibbs had just gotten out and I flew down from MN to do a cross country road trip with him. We spent four days solid drunk in San Diego with his boys. I get off work at 2 am, went home, packed, and hopped a plane. Got a little shut eye on the plane, he wasn't supposed to get out until noon but he was in good with his XO so he showed at the airport about 9 am. We went to his boy Eddie's and proceeded to get trashed. 4 or 5 of us getting trashed all day long. We'd figure how many were going to be there in the morning and set a side one less beer. The one who didn't get a beer in the morning had to drive to the liquor store. We were supposed to stay in San D for 2 days but es I said earlier it ended up being four. One night we went out and were supposed to take the trolley home. Unfortunately the trolley stopped running at midnight and the bars didn't close until 2. But we didn't know that until we bought our tickets and waited for 45 minutes. THen some homeless guy came and told us.... About this time we all had to piss so we tried to use the bathroom at the Kinko's across the tracks. They wouldn't let us so there we are 4 guys pissing on their windows. The manager is standing inside yelling and pointing at the security cameras. Then he said he was calling the cops. We all laughed and walked away. We had to call Eddies wife (she had to work at 6am) and wasn't happy with us but picked our soory drunk asses up anyway and even took us to Denny's. She was so brave we even managed to get kicked out for crassly hitting on the waitress and the table of ladies next to us...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:04 pm

fortunately, i don't ahve to be back on the ship till 0700, so i guess my farewell was slightly premature. i'm going to sit here on my porch tonight listening to some blues and concentrating on how much i hate my job and and drink until i feel better and happy to be alive once again. then i'm going to wake up an hour after i pass out, drive to work and strive to make miserable the lives of those who torment me. i swear the first person i hear say, "its a fine navy morning" is going to bear the wrath of a very hungover second class with a vendetta. i worked as a civilian for 7 years before the navy (including high school jobs), and never once did i ever hear someone respond to "how you doing?" with a "oh its a great durakon morning" or "its a fine kentucky fried morning". brainwashing is so easy when you recruit your workforce from the barely educated and slime of society. its like being trapped in a baptist church for months at a time. go fuck yourself captyain mike davis.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:16 am

Could be worst. A buddy, Blake, of mine is a corpsman and was stationed in Camp LeJeune with Scout Platoon of the Marine 2/8th. He had this real asshole for a Chief and after a year he finally got the transfer he wanted, but then the war in Iraq came up. Blake wasn’t worried because nobody with stateside orders had had theirs pulled. But then about a week before he was set to be released Chief came around with a funny little smirk and new orders: Blake was going to Kuwait. “Did you do this?” Blake asked. “No, it came down from Division.” Well Josh went and asked a buddy of his in ADMN and he told him, “Bullshit, he requested your orders be changed. Here’s his signature.” So Josh ended up going to war. He told me before he left, “I’m gonna kill Chief the first fire fight I get!!” Josh never got the chance because Chief sat back Kuwait while as corpsman for Scout Platoon Josh was the tip of the tip of the spear. Anyway, he made it back OK and he just arrived in Bremerton were he plans to patiently wait out his final twenty months of his enlistment.

By the way, deadpuppiesandwhores, what ship you on? I’ve got an old friend of mine who’s a button pusher on the Stennis?

Post by **Oggar** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:10 am

Shit yeah DPAW where are you at/ what do you do in the USN. I got a friend up there fixes the planes...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:25 am

DPAW hurry back. We won't know when the hell 100 degree plus summer will end until you emerge from the ship and see your shadow.

I personally will step up my drinking schedule to make up for your absence.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:03 am

good luck mate,hear from you soon.i too will up my drinking in an effort to take up some of the slack

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:14 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: "its a fine navy morning" .

You have to be fucking shitting me. That's the most disturbing thing I"ve ever heard. I'm sorry.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:19 am

Combat Rock wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: "its a fine navy morning" .
You have to be fucking shitting me. That's the most disturbing thing I"ve ever heard. I'm sorry.

I agree Combat. That's sick. How about "it's a fine modern drunkard morning." Or "it's a fine hangover morning." or even better, "it's a fine morning for a shot of scotch and a beer."

CrunchyPissCrystals · Post by **CrunchyPissCrystals** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:54 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Combat Rock wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: "its a fine navy morning" .
You have to be fucking shitting me. That's the most disturbing thing I"ve ever heard. I'm sorry.
I agree Combat. That's sick. How about "it's a fine modern drunkard morning." Or "it's a fine hangover morning." or even better, "it's a fine morning for a shot of scotch and a beer."

how about "its a crappy fucking morning, I hate you all and I dont want to fucking be here"

seems a little more appropriate

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:17 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Combat Rock wrote: You have to be fucking shitting me. That's the most disturbing thing I"ve ever heard. I'm sorry.
I agree Combat. That's sick. How about "it's a fine modern drunkard morning." Or "it's a fine hangover morning." or even better, "it's a fine morning for a shot of scotch and a beer."
how about "its a crappy fucking morning, I hate you all and I dont want to fucking be here"

seems a little more appropriate

Maybe you should look for another job.....

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:07 pm

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

I want to tell Capt. Mike Davis that there was only one Mr. Rogers, and he ain't it. That's all I want to say.

But I want to say it with blades and explosives.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:23 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Combat Rock wrote: You have to be fucking shitting me. That's the most disturbing thing I"ve ever heard. I'm sorry.
I agree Combat. That's sick. How about "it's a fine modern drunkard morning." Or "it's a fine hangover morning." or even better, "it's a fine morning for a shot of scotch and a beer."
how about "its a crappy fucking morning, I hate you all and I dont want to fucking be here"

seems a little more appropriate

that is very similar to the reply i gave my c.o. that almost got me busted down. i found it appropriate and he always said he appreciates honesty.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:28 am

and to answer the other ?'s, uss george washington, nuclear propulsion surface warfare specialist (that's a good one, i'm going to have to remember that one), and uh, i forgot the others.