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Post by MORRISON »

after work for a drink or go on to the grocery? I think I'll be stopping. I doubt I could swipe my debit card without some medicine.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I can't swipe my debit card without some money.
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

LuckyStrikes wrote:I can't swipe my debit card without some money.
That's why Baby Jesus invented checks, Lucky!!!
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Hugh Janblack wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I can't swipe my debit card without some money.
That's why Baby Jesus invented checks, Lucky!!!
Ohhhhh! I get it now. Checks are money, when you don't have any! Thanks Hugh. I think I'll run out and give this dealer one for this sports car I've been eyeing.
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Post by Thee Totaller »

props to MDM's lexicon, which calls money "booze coupons"
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Well, checks are more of a loan then actual money. Unless you are out of state/country - then it works just like money.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Hugh Janblack wrote:Well, checks are more of a loan then actual money. Unless you are out of state/country - then it works just like money.
I'll give a dealer the check in Georgia. See how fast I catch on!!
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Don't forget to stop by the liquor store on the way home!!!
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Money? Money how? Oh wait, I remember money. I haven't seen any in years. How does it work again?
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Palinka wrote:Money? Money how? Oh wait, I remember money. I haven't seen any in years. How does it work again?
Hugh says you don't need any. Just go get some checks. You can get anything you want with those....
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Palinka wrote:Money? Money how? Oh wait, I remember money. I haven't seen any in years. How does it work again?
Hugh says you don't need any. Just go get some checks. You can get anything you want with those....
Will a cheque work the same way?
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Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Palinka wrote:Money? Money how? Oh wait, I remember money. I haven't seen any in years. How does it work again?
Hugh says you don't need any. Just go get some checks. You can get anything you want with those....
Will a cheque work the same way?
I think they're the same, but if yours don't work, you can have some of mine. I'm printing some right now.
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Palinka wrote: Will a cheque work the same way?
Works the same way, it just happens that a cheque is worth about 50% of a check... kinda like the Canadian dollar.
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Post by thirsty4beer »

this thread reminds me of a homer quote:

brain:money can be exchanged for goods and services

homer out loud:explain how!

i know its in the wrong section :?
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Thee Totaller wrote:props to MDM's lexicon, which calls money "booze coupons"
Actually i prefer "beer tokens" :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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