Stop at home first...

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:54 pm

i know them as beer tokens too.
thats what i use them mostly for anyway :twisted:

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:03 pm

Ok here's the plan.

1. Run home
2. Let dog out
3. glass in hand add ice to glass, add bourbon to ice and drink
4. Repeat 3
5. throw dog in car and run to grocery for food and deoderant (I ran out this morning)
6. Stop at booze store for more Beam.
7. Repeat 3 until pass out.

M

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:14 pm

Ok Morrison, here's my plan

1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:24 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Ok Morrison, here's my plan

1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss

I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:27 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Ok Morrison, here's my plan

1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!

To be honest, I do them all at the same time! I'm lucky like that.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 2:05 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Ok Morrison, here's my plan

1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!
To be honest, I do them all at the same time! I'm lucky like that.

All at the same time?? Remind me never to get in a car with you :P

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:06 am

My evening when off exactly as I had planned. Missed The Simpsons but I was at the liquor store so it was worth it.

M

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:03 pm

Morrison mine went almost to plan. After I pissed, I vomited.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:21 pm

Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.

M

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:23 pm

MORRISON wrote:Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.

M

Still better than the converse.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:24 pm

MORRISON wrote:Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.

M

Not if there's a bathtub next to the toilet.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:25 pm

barcalounge wrote:
MORRISON wrote:Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.

M

Still better than the converse.

I'm sure you're right.

M

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:59 pm

sleep on your side, and it all works out ok...

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:30 pm

Uncle Sal wrote:sleep on your side, and it all works out ok...

That's what I love about this board...the tips. Thanks UncleSal. Sidesleeper from now on out.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:21 pm

This is kind of long but a good read and a classic.

http://www.intense-training.com/forums/ ... eadid=1905

M