I got MSN and AOL instant message, so I could talk to my younger brother. Well, now I'm bored, drunk, and willing to piss anyone off. If you are bored, then send me one, BUT YOU MUST BE DRUNK! I guess you could get away with buzzed, just don't bitch about my spelling.
Eh, fuck that, get shit faced and write me. I'm shit faced, so it is your responsobility to get fucked up too!
I just read what I typed, and while I realize that if this were taken straight, it would mean that my brother took my cherry. Razz me if you like, just bored aand drunk.
Dearest Mod, deleate this if it is breaking a rule. I don't think I am, but I think it is very plausible that I might be.
I throw my IM cherry to the drunks.
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moriarty
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I throw my IM cherry to the drunks.
"Lost my car... Oh wait, there it is by that dumpster. " Bill Hicks
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Palinka (RIP)
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Sorry, I'm way too ripped to figure out what the fuck is going on.
Found 3 litres of wine. Well, when I say "found"...
Found 3 litres of wine. Well, when I say "found"...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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