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Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:20 am

Oh, this rules. I'm still drunk from last night, and I'm gonna go to a bar at noon and get my best employee for the past 2 years drunk. I wish I could get a new job every year! Just....3....more....hours........

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:46 am

You know, since your days there are numbered, I'd say go for a lengthy "business lunch" and leave early to beat the crowd. And leave the bar late to avoid the traffic back to the office. :)

I need a nice lunch buzz. But all I have is chili. Oh well, I can make a different kind of buzz. Muhahaha...

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:00 am

I found this for you. It's from http://www.modernhumorist.com/.
The 'If Poets Wrote Poems Whose Titles Were Anagrams of Their Names' section:

Halt, Dynamos
by Dylan Thomas

Do not work harder than required to work,
Young men should sit around and drink all day;
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Though poor men may apply to be a clerk,
Because their jobs are not exciting they
Do not work harder than required to work.

Rich men, who sell and buy, eat at Le Cirque,
And take their "business trips" to Saint-Tropez,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.

Old men around retirement age who lurk
At desks and hope no tasks will come their way
Do not work harder than required to work.

Smart men, in school, who learn with blinding smirk
That coasting through a class still earns an A,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.

Don't visit every world like Captain Kirk;
Picard knows that the bridge is where to stay.
Do not work harder than required to work.
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:33 am

They got e e cummings perfect with this:

nice smug me
by e.e. cummings

this here verse's
disjunct
i used to
stick to regular metered
poetry
now i write onetwothreefourfive poemsjustlikethat
Jesus

but this is simple work
and what i want to know is
how much am i going to get paid for this
mister editor

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:49 am

Damn, the spacing isn't working wich is half the joke. Oh well.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:58 am

fdoosey wrote:You know, since your days there are numbered, I'd say go for a lengthy "business lunch" and leave early to beat the crowd. And leave the bar late to avoid the traffic back to the office. :)

I need a nice lunch buzz. But all I have is chili. Oh well, I can make a different kind of buzz. Muhahaha...

Yeah, it was pretty cool. I was drunk enough at lunch time to babble on and on for two hours with my friend/employee. (Seriously, I must be the best boss ever. I've never had a boss get ME drunk!!!) The best part was that yesterday was the day that all the students moved into the dorms at once. So all these buttheads were running around like a bunch of chickens with thier heads cut off, and I just wandered home, drunk, laughing out loud at all of them. The only thing that sucked was that it was in the 90s and I sweat half of the beer out on my way home. But on the way home I bumped into an old roomate of mine who owed me $280. I reminded him of this, and he fed me alcohol for the next 12 hours. Awesome.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:57 pm

Hmmm, my old roommate owes me twofiddy. How many hours of drinking is that? :?

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:15 pm

Young men should sit around and drink all day;

Where does that leave me?

men in their thirties will sit around and drink every day.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:17 pm

altering a yoda moment

Should not. Do or DO not!
(and on a side note if you do not send it to me so i can)

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:34 pm

DasBeaver wrote:Where does that leave me?

Well, out in the cold, I suppose.
Hey-ho. I'll put a saucer of beer out for you.
Tomorrow.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:35 pm

DasBeaver wrote:
Young men should sit around and drink all day;

Where does that leave me?

men in their thirties will sit around and drink every day.

Mildly entertaining? Not.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:58 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:
DasBeaver wrote:
Young men should sit around and drink all day;

Where does that leave me?

men in their thirties will sit around and drink every day.
Mildly entertaining? Not.

OOhhhh, BURN! You got joansed!