Maths and Beer = fun

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:51 pm

ohh how it all fits finally together!!

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 1:37 pm

I don't think there's enough beer in all the cosmos to make math fun.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 1:39 pm

nooooo. I won't ney I can't have it! The beautiful ideas of Liner algebra all coming together to make the wotld a better place. What about surface integrals and the fine and precise way of solving coupled linear differentail equations?

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 1:43 pm

The only things math is good for are calculating the correct measurements while mixing drinks and figuring out if you have enough money to buy more booze.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 1:46 pm

What, what about the construction of the pub itself? The production and machinary required to make the beer and package it. Not to mention perfect the fermenting process! Even the pumps themselves have a mathematical model associated to them!

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:19 pm

I stand corrected. Touche!

However, I maintain that it is useless for anything not related, directly or indirectly, to drinking.

Then again, what isn't directly or indirectly related to drinking?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:09 pm

The formula is simple. Beer+spirits=drunken happiness :roll:

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:01 pm

math + me = inconclusive

doesnt work for me. So i leave it up to the pros and only use it to calculate what is more cost efficient the 750 or the handle bottle of burbon

Circling over Shannon · Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:07 pm

Generic Jug wrote:I don't think there's enough beer in all the cosmos to make math fun.

I agree. Besides estimating is much more fun. Hmm now lets see 20 shots of whiskey divided by 20 shots of tequila, that equals...one crazy hour :twisted:

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:54 pm

Generic Jug wrote:I don't think there's enough beer in all the cosmos to make math fun.

You're a goddamned liar and a Philistine, woman! I know your secrets. I know you envy my variables, my reciprocals, my coefficients. I know how you revel in my applications of statistical probability and quantum mechanics. Don't try to lie! You're a geek's girl and we both know it!

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:04 pm

Well sure, when you talk about math it's all sexy. But for some reason, auto-mathematical stimulation has just never done it for me. I may be a geek's girl, but I ain't no geek!

...I fall more into dork range. Now then, where's my copy of Dragonslayer?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:29 pm

Maths isnae fun.
When you've been awake 60 hours and you have to mentally work out how much dopamine to give a paranoid schizophenic, that stopped taking medication, based on an estimate of his body weight, and your whole body just aches for a pint...
Try maths then.
In fact, why don't you volunteer at your local hospital?

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:31 pm

The only things I'm qualified to volunteer for at a hospital are human experiments and raiding the drug storerooms.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:46 pm

hey you math loving SOB wanna do my calculus homework for me? im just a drunk college student that hasnt taken calculus in like a year and a half and i have no friken clue what the hells im doing. lemme know cuz i understand math as long as they dont have me trying to find the answers to math questiond that dont have any numbers in em

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 1:11 am

Which math-loving SOB would that be?