who sent it?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:25 pm

Hay u,
Bet this iz a suprise. I waited for u too cum back too the room at the Motel6 the next mornin, but when u came back I musta not seen u. After the nite we had, drinkin and baby makin (Lil Jonny) I probly weren't seein so strait anyways. Everybodie likes the ring u gave me. I guess it made my finger turn green cuz I'm so green at this hair married life thing we got. Yea, we got us a baby. He swigs his milk jus like u were swiggin the likker bottle that nite. Anyhoo, happy I caught up with u, man at the bar sez u were a purty regular kustomar. Now I noe y I haven't herd from u, u been being a heroe. On the seven seas. Capt. Mike tole me u wood be back this week end. Me and the baby will be on the dock. a waitin. I have gained a lot more wait sense u seen me. i'm reel fat. I had me a mean thing going for whoppers wile i was carryin the baby. Now I caint stop eatin little debbies. U know , the creem filled kind? Nice of ! yur landlord to let us move in. My brothers Jed and Jed had to take yur tv and stereo to a place that gave them sum money to store it. They needed the space to put their car seats on. they sleep on them too, recline ya know. Me and Ma r sleepin in yur bed. Nice. Mom is gonna go buy some of them depends soon. The mattress u got don't dry so well. Baby is a restin in yur drawer. Pa made hisself at home in yur bathrub. Woke me up last nite, Pa did. He was drunk, went to sleep in yur tub with the water runnin. he floated rite into the bedroom. Wail, i better git, baby's cryin. Hay hon, did ya ever find my teeth?
Waitin fer ya, yur wife BobbieSueBettyJo

i recieved this e-mail a few weeks ago. i'd like to say i'm positive its a joke and one of you sent it. please fess up so i can return to the bars.

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:31 pm

Hahahahahaha!

Great gods. I didn't send this, man, but I wish I had.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:33 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
You old romantic, you.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:36 pm

i'm sure i would find it funny also if i knew one of you bastards sebnt it. i'm glad you're amused. meanwhile i sit in the dark drinking in fear and afraid to venture back out into the bars. i showed it to a guy i work with thinking he would would laugh and assure me it was a joke, instead he says, "the way you look every mornin', i don't doubt it." not assuring.

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:40 pm

Don't stress it, DPAW. Seriously. I think your colleague was just pulling your chain. Or looking for an excuse to admonish you for your behaviour. That E-Mail is obviously a joke. Brothers Jed and Jed? Pa floated into the bedroom? Relax, man. What's the originating address?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:44 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:Don't stress it, DPAW. Seriously. I think your colleague was just pulling your chain. Or looking for an excuse to admonish you for your behaviour. That E-Mail is obviously a joke. Brothers Jed and Jed? Pa floated into the bedroom? Relax, man. What's the originating address?

all good points. but i do live in virginia man. they have a history based on generations of inbreeding.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:57 pm

HA HA! Gotcha!!!

Mainongles

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:09 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:HA HA! Gotcha!!!

Mainongles

Fingernails?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:11 pm

hand nails

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:14 pm

Ok. You wait there. I'll go and get the "Life of Brian" joke...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:27 pm

i knew it was you. it was still just a joke though, right? we didn't get drunk in a motel six ever?

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:29 pm

That was me, DPAW.

I'm still waiting for you to call, playa!

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:34 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i knew it was you. it was still just a joke though, right? we didn't get drunk in a motel six ever?

DPAW, I will have you know, that I, Lucky, have never, ever, ever stt one foot in a Motel Six! Lucky has standards!

Dan Quixote · Post by **Dan Quixote** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:38 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote: DPAW, I will have you know, that I, Lucky, have never, ever, ever stt one foot in a Motel Six! Lucky has standards!

So, then, you're a Motel 8 person like meself?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:40 pm

Dan Quixote wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: DPAW, I will have you know, that I, Lucky, have never, ever, ever stt one foot in a Motel Six! Lucky has standards!
So, then, you're a Motel 8 person like meself?

Don, I'm pretty drunk rught now, is it six or eight?
Tell me the truth, I won't be albe to sleep tonight wondering...six or eight? which is it?