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I'd like you to know how much I appreciate all the input from our resident female drunkards. Lucky, Savage, Chelsea and some of the newer posters, I say: " Cheers to you, fine ladies of the drink!" I welcome your insight into the fairer sex's outlook. I love you all. If ever the occassion presents itself, drinks are on me (in a healthy, platonic way.)

Lotsoflove to my gals!!

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Well ain't he just a sweet thang.

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Frank, you smooth alco-pimp!

I second his sentiments - you ladies need to get the word out to your sisters. Drunk is good. And always will be.
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Thanks guys...

"And thank you for your support."
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bella wrote:Thanks guys...

"And thank you for your support."
Are related to Bartles, or Jaymes? ;)
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fdoosey wrote:
bella wrote:Thanks guys...

"And thank you for your support."
Are related to Bartles, or Jaymes? ;)
Your quick...... :wink:
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bella wrote:Your quick...... :wink:
Your mamma!


Ohhhhhh...
You meant, "You're quick!"

Sorry.

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My wit is the only thing quick on me.

And Palinka, there's nought wrong with a whisky breakfast. After all, barley and rye are cereal grains...a good, wholesome breakfast!
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Can't say, "malt" without saying, "Mmmmmmmmmmm..."
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Awww, thanks frankenneitzsche! You left out some other desert island chicks, though. Stephswill, StoliGirl, and Bella come to mind! :wink:
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This will be dated quickly, but Chelsea had 666 posts at this writing...Satan Satan Satan!!!!! :evil:
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Much appreciation Frank...

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LuckyStrikes wrote:Much appreciation Frank...

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"Chesterfield says, 'Civility is particularly due to all women; and, remember, that no provocation whatsoever can justify any man in not being civil to every woman; and the greatest man would justly be reckoned a brute if he were not civil to the meanest woman. It is due to their sex, and is the only protection they have against the superior strength of ours; nay, even a little is allowable with women; and a man may, without weakness, tell a woman she is either handsomer or wiser than she is'"
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Frankennietzsche wrote:I'd like you to know how much I appreciate all the input from our resident female drunkards. Lucky, Savage, Chelsea and some of the newer posters, I say: " Cheers to you, fine ladies of the drink!" I welcome your insight into the fairer sex's outlook. I love you all. If ever the occassion presents itself, drinks are on me (in a healthy, platonic way.)

Lotsoflove to my gals!!
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