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Post by Combat Rock »

Man, I am way too busy at this job. May have to only hit MDM on lunches!!! But the real killer is that I have so much shit to learn, I haven't had a drink since sunday night!! But you should all be proud - I came in my first day and I was still drunk off my ass. I wanted to have a glass or two of wine to calm the nerves for a good night's rest. Instead, I woke up spinning on my floor with an empty bottle. I can't remember my first day. Killer.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

You're a trouper! Keep us posted...
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Post by massivedrunk »

LuckyStrikes wrote:You're a trouper! Keep us posted...
trooper sp.
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Post by Mad Scientist »

LuckyStrikes wrote:You're a trouper! Keep us posted...
Uh oh... extra u's... You tourning Canadienne on us all of a sudden, Lucky?
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,

trouper ['truːpə]
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2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by massivedrunk »

LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,

trouper ['truːpə]
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1 a member of a troupe

2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
i stand corrected im sorry.
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Post by Mad Scientist »

LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,

trouper ['truːpə]
noun
1 a member of a troupe

2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
Oh suuuurrreee... if you want to base things on "reality" or "facts"... shifty Canadian, I'm onto you.
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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

Reality?!? Facts?!? Dont we all drink to avoid such unnecessary distractions
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

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Post by fdoosey »

Bravo, Combat - first day, tanked, and you survived...the rest is cake from here on out.

Invite everyone to a nearby pub for an after-work round. Find the hardcore drunks and form an alliance (and get 'em hooked on MDM of course). Job security, my man.
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Post by Mad Scientist »

Omar The Tentmaker wrote:Reality?!? Facts?!? Dont we all drink to avoid such unnecessary distractions
Eh, sure.... it's as good a reason as any to drink. Mostly I just drink to get drunk... you say tomato...
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

MassiveDrunk wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,

trouper ['truːpə]
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2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
i stand corrected im sorry.
If you're really sorry, you'd hand me one of those bottles ya got there...
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Post by Mad Scientist »

LuckyStrikes wrote: If you're really sorry, you'd hand me one of those bottles ya got there...
Hoo boy, she's got ya by the bottles now... that'll teach you to apologize. :lol:
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,

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2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
Whoah!!! Hold everything!!!
It's my job to piss people off by correcting their english.
You bucking for promotion or something?
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Post by Generic Jug »

Palinka wrote:Whoah!!! Hold everything!!!
It's my job to piss people off by correcting their english.
You bucking for promotion or something?
Dangnabit, got here too late. That's supposed to be my job. Looking for a Junior Executive, by any chance? I promise I won't usurp you the first chance I get, beer scout's honor.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Hah! 2 boyscout references in as many minutes, on my other board it's reported that a group is attending the turbonegro show dressed as boy scouts. In hopes of earning merit badges. :shock:
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