Damn this cursed job.
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- Inebriate Savant
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Damn this cursed job.
Man, I am way too busy at this job. May have to only hit MDM on lunches!!! But the real killer is that I have so much shit to learn, I haven't had a drink since sunday night!! But you should all be proud - I came in my first day and I was still drunk off my ass. I wanted to have a glass or two of wine to calm the nerves for a good night's rest. Instead, I woke up spinning on my floor with an empty bottle. I can't remember my first day. Killer.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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- King Cockeyed
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- Super Drunkard
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- Super Drunkard
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Oh suuuurrreee... if you want to base things on "reality" or "facts"... shifty Canadian, I'm onto you.LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,
trouper ['truːpə]
noun
1 a member of a troupe
2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
-- Sharon Stone
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- Lord of Benders
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Bravo, Combat - first day, tanked, and you survived...the rest is cake from here on out.
Invite everyone to a nearby pub for an after-work round. Find the hardcore drunks and form an alliance (and get 'em hooked on MDM of course). Job security, my man.
Invite everyone to a nearby pub for an after-work round. Find the hardcore drunks and form an alliance (and get 'em hooked on MDM of course). Job security, my man.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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- Super Drunkard
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Eh, sure.... it's as good a reason as any to drink. Mostly I just drink to get drunk... you say tomato...Omar The Tentmaker wrote:Reality?!? Facts?!? Dont we all drink to avoid such unnecessary distractions
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
-- Sharon Stone
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- King Cockeyed
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If you're really sorry, you'd hand me one of those bottles ya got there...MassiveDrunk wrote:i stand corrected im sorry.LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,
trouper ['truːpə]
noun
1 a member of a troupe
2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Whoah!!! Hold everything!!!LuckyStrikes wrote:You youngsters didn't watch enough Bob Hope movies,
trouper ['truːpə]
noun
1 a member of a troupe
2 an experienced or dependable worker or associate
It's my job to piss people off by correcting their english.
You bucking for promotion or something?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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Dangnabit, got here too late. That's supposed to be my job. Looking for a Junior Executive, by any chance? I promise I won't usurp you the first chance I get, beer scout's honor.Palinka wrote:Whoah!!! Hold everything!!!
It's my job to piss people off by correcting their english.
You bucking for promotion or something?
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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- Inebriate Savant
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