well i'm here. i guess i'll get the next damned round

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well i'm here. i guess i'll get the next damned round

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howdy fine people. i guess its my turn to start the intoxication process for the evening. have a drink, on me. no, really, do a body shot, just be careful of the sweaty belly hair.
are you insane officer, of course that beer can's empty

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i'm having fun. i can't feel my arms. its saturday and i'm sitting home by myself with several bottles of whiskey. i don't think i'm going to stop until my body ceases to respond to my reqyuests for actions.
are you insane officer, of course that beer can's empty

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

sum of all beers wrote:i'm having fun. i can't feel my arms. its saturday and i'm sitting home by myself with several bottles of whiskey. i don't think i'm going to stop until my body ceases to respond to my reqyuests for actions.
i too have been praying for death, but it is like my mother, deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

oh yeah.... i'll have the cheapest, harshest, most gut wrenching whiskey ya got. and keep 'em cumming
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Stick one in the tap for me, my friend, i'll collect it on monday. Thanks :wink:
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sum of all beers wrote:no, really, do a body shot, just be careful of the sweaty belly hair.
Greetings, sum of all beers. I had kind of thought you might be a girl from your av, but now, I'm kind of hoping you aren't.
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wild turkey 101 for me thanks
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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