well i'm here. i guess i'll get the next damned round
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- sum of all beers
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well i'm here. i guess i'll get the next damned round
howdy fine people. i guess its my turn to start the intoxication process for the evening. have a drink, on me. no, really, do a body shot, just be careful of the sweaty belly hair.
are you insane officer, of course that beer can's empty
- sum of all beers
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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i too have been praying for death, but it is like my mother, deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other.sum of all beers wrote:i'm having fun. i can't feel my arms. its saturday and i'm sitting home by myself with several bottles of whiskey. i don't think i'm going to stop until my body ceases to respond to my reqyuests for actions.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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oh yeah.... i'll have the cheapest, harshest, most gut wrenching whiskey ya got. and keep 'em cumming
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Re: well i'm here. i guess i'll get the next damned round
Greetings, sum of all beers. I had kind of thought you might be a girl from your av, but now, I'm kind of hoping you aren't.sum of all beers wrote:no, really, do a body shot, just be careful of the sweaty belly hair.
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!
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