martini -> hahaha.. come to canada, we drink beer!!
as for goals.. hmmm... mastering the art of speaking and being drunk since that never seems to work; for some strange reason after aboot 5-6 pitchers, english becomes this foreign language..... oh, and keeping the ground under my feet would be nice too, then i wouldn't have so many bruises and scraps (and chipped teeth). :lol:
Drinking Goals?
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Drinking goals, yeah I got drinking goals
To get thrown out of the Bellagio in my tuxedo and have one of the cocktail waitresses take me home.
To play thousand dollar a hand baccarat in Monte Carlo
To stand on a table at Oktoberfest in Munich and lead the room in song
To have a native stranger in a pub in Ireland say to me, "By God, you can drink some Guinness."
Champagne in The Grotto
Daquiris in a boat in Cuba at dawn
Enough Absinthe in one night on the streets of Barcelona to make Poe shed a tear
Bourbon and water and ham and onion sandwiches in a cabin in Idaho because I didn't catch any fish that day
To get thrown out of the Bellagio in my tuxedo and have one of the cocktail waitresses take me home.
To play thousand dollar a hand baccarat in Monte Carlo
To stand on a table at Oktoberfest in Munich and lead the room in song
To have a native stranger in a pub in Ireland say to me, "By God, you can drink some Guinness."
Champagne in The Grotto
Daquiris in a boat in Cuba at dawn
Enough Absinthe in one night on the streets of Barcelona to make Poe shed a tear
Bourbon and water and ham and onion sandwiches in a cabin in Idaho because I didn't catch any fish that day
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
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My God, those are lofty goals.
Keep your eyes on the prize.
Keep your eyes on the prize.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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just a note:the foreign language that TJD speaks of is called drunkenese.
as 4 drinking goals,by the time it comes 2 achieving,i cant remember wot they wer
as 4 drinking goals,by the time it comes 2 achieving,i cant remember wot they wer
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mine's a pint
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some day i will be so innebriated, all women will become marilyn monroe
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I have a fairly simple goal, I want tou round up a bunch of people who are both drunks and Tom Waits fans and get wasted together and sing "Innocent When You Dream" just like in disk 1 of Frank's Wild Years.
To get together with some real Rain Dogs, thats my goal.
To get together with some real Rain Dogs, thats my goal.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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I'll just decide that my goal will be to drink an entire litre at the bar again. I haven't done that in awhile... or maybe when I get back to Mankato to break my old record of 27 beers in 2 hours.... Thanks guys...
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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You lucky bastard!!!TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I acheived one of my goals a few years ago and drank with the late great Oliver Reid, a drinker of no small magnitude, so my goal is to drink as much as him, then stand in the middle of a bar and give a rousing speech on the merits of alchohol, as he did the night i met him.
Peter O'Toole is the last one left and I don't think he imbides anymore.
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Some of my friends ran into former Vikings quarterback Tommy Kramer in a bar down in Dallas. Had drinks with him, he advised them to fuck cheerleaders if the chance ever arose and staggered off into the sunrise...
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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With Frankennietzsche on this one! Still can't believe Ollie was left out of the Clash of the Tightest.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I acheived one of my goals a few years ago and drank with the late great Oliver Reid, a drinker of no small magnitude, so my goal is to drink as much as him, then stand in the middle of a bar and give a rousing speech on the merits of alchohol, as he did the night i met him.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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While I'm sure Mr. Kramer's words are true, does he think that every red-blooded male wouldn't already have that imprinted into their DNA?Oggar wrote:Some of my friends ran into former Vikings quarterback Tommy Kramer in a bar down in Dallas. Had drinks with him, he advised them to fuck cheerleaders if the chance ever arose and staggered off into the sunrise...
At least I married an ex-cheerleader. :)
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I almost only enjoy beer. And I get pretty drunk from just a few of them unless it's during my training periods (when I drink ten or so every night).
So, here's my goals:
1) Learn to enjoy whiskey and borboun. It will not only make me look cool, it will make hard liqour taste good.
2) Be able to get shitfaced without drowsing off unless I want to.
3) Be able to drink before three o'clock in the afternoon. My current situation is that I simply reject any alcohol between the time I get out of bed and 1500 hours.
So, here's my goals:
1) Learn to enjoy whiskey and borboun. It will not only make me look cool, it will make hard liqour taste good.
2) Be able to get shitfaced without drowsing off unless I want to.
3) Be able to drink before three o'clock in the afternoon. My current situation is that I simply reject any alcohol between the time I get out of bed and 1500 hours.