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An appeal to literary minds

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Hemingway (drunkard hero, etc.) won money on a bet that he could write the world's shortest short story. He did so in six words: "For sale: Baby shoes, Never worn." Let's see if we can beat him at his own game. Five words or less. Must be booze-related.

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le petit mort.

" and he turned his back on me as usual".

actually submitted in college. no wonder i'm a bartender.
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That's only half true, Officer.
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Single white male seeking single malt scotch.
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Gran Mal. Mudbutt.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Beer. Large boat, dock. Police.
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Chimneyfish wrote:That's only half true, Officer.
Chimney, that's fucking brilliant. Classic.
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Coriolanus wrote:
Chimneyfish wrote:That's only half true, Officer.
Chimney, that's fucking brilliant. Classic.
Thats only 5 words, and hardly a story!
I already know the ending, I'm just watching from the start to see how it all unfolds
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"Hit him", said the bottle.
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Technology killed art.
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I killed Art.
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Jesus said, "Platypus...?!? HE'S DRUNK!"
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We married, she left me.
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Shouldna took that last shot.
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Beer? No thanks. Bourbon, please.
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