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The Best Excuse to Drink Today

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35 years ago, a man lost his job. Well, "lost" isn't entirely accurate. "Quit" fits better. And who was it?

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Say, Ike, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?

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Nixon loved the little children.

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BOOYAH!

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Damn...

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Here's to you, Tricky Dick:

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Say....where's my egg roll?
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You get a promotion, I get a pardon. Deal?

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"You ever seen a sunglass-wearing Popsicle, Jackie?"

"Can't say I have, Mr. President."

"You will if that bastard behind you coughs one more time."
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ivan wrote:You get a promotion, I get a pardon. Deal?

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At least the guy was from my school and was a decent linebacker. Ford I mean.

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typing carefully, drinking recklessly

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The helicopters overhead gave me chills. Some of my friends were rousted by secret service agents. Apparently, Death comes to the ex-president on surfboard.
like tears in rain

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Not it!

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"Please welcomce in all his diluted glory the man whose story writes itself not unlike mine who feveriously types awaiting his next sip before the whipping, anticiapation is making me want to strangle someone." ~whiskyprick

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grippingthewheel wrote:Image
Hey! That looks like my Grandpa! Where did you find the pic?
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