35 years ago, a man lost his job. Well, "lost" isn't entirely accurate. "Quit" fits better. And who was it?
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nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Say, Ike, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?
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Nixon loved the little children.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Here's to you, Tricky Dick:
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Say....where's my egg roll?
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You get a promotion, I get a pardon. Deal?
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"You ever seen a sunglass-wearing Popsicle, Jackie?"
"Can't say I have, Mr. President."
"You will if that bastard behind you coughs one more time."
"Can't say I have, Mr. President."
"You will if that bastard behind you coughs one more time."
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At least the guy was from my school and was a decent linebacker. Ford I mean.ivan wrote:You get a promotion, I get a pardon. Deal?
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typing carefully, drinking recklessly
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The helicopters overhead gave me chills. Some of my friends were rousted by secret service agents. Apparently, Death comes to the ex-president on surfboard.
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"Please welcomce in all his diluted glory the man whose story writes itself not unlike mine who feveriously types awaiting his next sip before the whipping, anticiapation is making me want to strangle someone." ~whiskyprick
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Hey! That looks like my Grandpa! Where did you find the pic?grippingthewheel wrote:
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