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Beer. In the Shower.

Post by Rip Rufus »

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is no finer situation for drinking a beer than in the shower after a hockey game. Mind you, I had several on the bench during the game, but the relaxing shower beer is my fantastic. Time to grab a High Life and a towel.
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Try drinking a pint of whiskey while taking a shit, life changing.

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It's even better when it's a super refreshing beer, and doubly so after a long workout. Plus it hits you a lot quicker.
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What a novel idea!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:What a novel idea!
Oh, I know I didn't invent the idea of shower beer. I just thought it was time to sing its praises once again.

And whiskey on the shitter is an interesting idea. That demands some research.
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I've been drinking in the shower for ages and I must say it's one of the highlights of life. No beer for me though, strong mixed drink in a XXL glass is what usually follows me into the darkness of the damn shower dungeon where it is imbibed whilst sitting on the floor listening to music. Some day I've got to get myself something to sit on. Speaking of which, in a couple of hours that's where I'll be, right there on the shower floor.

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The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.

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tomodon wrote:The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.
Easy you got to hold bottle mouth with your mouth or in my cans.You hold the can open thing with you teeth.To wash those nuts.

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beerkegbilly dealin some useful info right here.
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beerkegbilly wrote:
tomodon wrote:The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.
Easy you got to hold bottle mouth with your mouth or in my cans.You hold the can open thing with you teeth.To wash those nuts.
Didn't there use to be an all-star thread.
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Swede wrote:I've been drinking in the shower for ages and I must say it's one of the highlights of life. No beer for me though, strong mixed drink in a XXL glass is what usually follows me into the darkness of the damn shower dungeon where it is imbibed whilst sitting on the floor listening to music. Some day I've got to get myself something to sit on. Speaking of which, in a couple of hours that's where I'll be, right there on the shower floor.
I used to have an awesome shower seat. It was one of the portable jobs designed for old people with mobility problems. That thing was excellent, but I lost it in a move. I drank a lot of beer whilst sitting on the seat. I think you can buy them at drug stores (or a pharmacy for you Euro people). Usually in the "crap old people need" aisle.
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Rip Rufus wrote:shower seat.
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Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions

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Cans for safety!!
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There are few things more refreshing than shower-beer.

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