Beer. In the Shower.
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
-
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3316
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 2:16 pm
- Location: On the border of Pineys Everywhere and Gaudy Summer Homes. Not far from Ghetto in the Woods.
Beer. In the Shower.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is no finer situation for drinking a beer than in the shower after a hockey game. Mind you, I had several on the bench during the game, but the relaxing shower beer is my fantastic. Time to grab a High Life and a towel.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
#39
#39
- JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2104
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
- Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
Try drinking a pint of whiskey while taking a shit, life changing.
- Jollyroger1210
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 168
- Joined: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:02 pm
- Location: Halfway between Yuengling and the Whiskey Rebellion
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
It's even better when it's a super refreshing beer, and doubly so after a long workout. Plus it hits you a lot quicker.
"I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12701
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
-
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3316
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 2:16 pm
- Location: On the border of Pineys Everywhere and Gaudy Summer Homes. Not far from Ghetto in the Woods.
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
Oh, I know I didn't invent the idea of shower beer. I just thought it was time to sing its praises once again.ThirstyDrunk wrote:What a novel idea!
And whiskey on the shitter is an interesting idea. That demands some research.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
#39
#39
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
I've been drinking in the shower for ages and I must say it's one of the highlights of life. No beer for me though, strong mixed drink in a XXL glass is what usually follows me into the darkness of the damn shower dungeon where it is imbibed whilst sitting on the floor listening to music. Some day I've got to get myself something to sit on. Speaking of which, in a couple of hours that's where I'll be, right there on the shower floor.
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.
- beerkegbilly
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2028
- Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
- Location: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
Easy you got to hold bottle mouth with your mouth or in my cans.You hold the can open thing with you teeth.To wash those nuts.tomodon wrote:The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12701
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
beerkegbilly dealin some useful info right here.
Cheers
Cheers
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Mr Boozificator
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4980
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:28 pm
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
Didn't there use to be an all-star thread.beerkegbilly wrote:Easy you got to hold bottle mouth with your mouth or in my cans.You hold the can open thing with you teeth.To wash those nuts.tomodon wrote:The shower beer is truly awesome man. So long as you got a ledge or summat to put your beer on whilst you scrub yer nuts. A soap dish won't do the job because your beer will skid right off that shit and that's no fun. In general tho - good times.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
-
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3316
- Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 2:16 pm
- Location: On the border of Pineys Everywhere and Gaudy Summer Homes. Not far from Ghetto in the Woods.
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
I used to have an awesome shower seat. It was one of the portable jobs designed for old people with mobility problems. That thing was excellent, but I lost it in a move. I drank a lot of beer whilst sitting on the seat. I think you can buy them at drug stores (or a pharmacy for you Euro people). Usually in the "crap old people need" aisle.Swede wrote:I've been drinking in the shower for ages and I must say it's one of the highlights of life. No beer for me though, strong mixed drink in a XXL glass is what usually follows me into the darkness of the damn shower dungeon where it is imbibed whilst sitting on the floor listening to music. Some day I've got to get myself something to sit on. Speaking of which, in a couple of hours that's where I'll be, right there on the shower floor.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
#39
#39
- Chimneyfish
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4026
- Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 am
- Location: California
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
I may never leave.Rip Rufus wrote:shower seat.
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions
Re: Beer. In the Shower.
There are few things more refreshing than shower-beer.