We at the NSA have other information.mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
starting the day
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Re: starting the day
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: starting the day
Go grab him before he hits BBQ-headquarters and is gone forever!booznik wrote:We at the NSA have other information.mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
Drink!
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You guessed correctly. According to our records, the first time around, there was a clerical error. Willies married a grill.oettinger wrote:Go grab him before he hits BBQ-headquarters and is gone forever!booznik wrote:We at the NSA have other information.mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
Second time around he married a girl, but side-effects appear to linger.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: starting the day
And on third try he finally manages to say yes to the kraken bottlebooznik wrote:
You guessed correctly. According to our records, the first time around, there was a clerical error. Willies married a grill.
Second time around he married a girl, but side-effects appear to linger.
Drink!
Re: starting the day
I start with coffee and a sandwich, I don't actually drink until after work. And I have the mother of a nose, before I start drinking on any given day I can smell anyone who has had a single drink that day, or the night before. which makes me worry that some people can smell the night before on my breath at work.
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Re: starting the day
I don't start the day.
I continue the night.
I continue the night.
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Re: starting the day
Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.
I continue the night.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: starting the day
Beer for breakfast, bourbon for lunch. Then, to shake things up, beer and bourbon for dinner. Sometimes as a special treat, I even have some food for dessert.
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i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
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Re: starting the day
A hangover, a fresh stiff from the morgue and whatever mind-altering substances that I may lay my hands upon.
Questions?
Questions?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: starting the day
Honored to know ya, me lovelyNYDingbat wrote: Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
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It's part of my signature now!mistah willies wrote:Honored to know ya, me lovelyNYDingbat wrote: Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: starting the day
They can but I usually don`t give a fuck.Crimson wrote:which makes me worry that some people can smell the night before on my breath at work.
Drink!
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Yep. It's going into the All Star quotes.NYDingbat wrote:Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.
I continue the night.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: starting the day
Irish coffees all the way. My biological father is VERY particular about them, and passed this down to me several times at the Irish pub in Soulard.
It's all about putting the Jameson and tablespoon of BROWN sugar in the bottom of your mug, heating it in the microwave for a few seconds (just enough so it doesn't cool your coffee), pouring in PIPING hot, STRONG coffee, then topping off with HOMEMADE whipped cream. Cool Whip is sacrilege.
It's all about putting the Jameson and tablespoon of BROWN sugar in the bottom of your mug, heating it in the microwave for a few seconds (just enough so it doesn't cool your coffee), pouring in PIPING hot, STRONG coffee, then topping off with HOMEMADE whipped cream. Cool Whip is sacrilege.
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Re: starting the day
That is how I make mine, brown sugar is a must.brandonman wrote:Irish coffees all the way. My biological father is VERY particular about them, and passed this down to me several times at the Irish pub in Soulard.
It's all about putting the Jameson and tablespoon of BROWN sugar in the bottom of your mug, heating it in the microwave for a few seconds (just enough so it doesn't cool your coffee), pouring in PIPING hot, STRONG coffee, then topping off with HOMEMADE whipped cream. Cool Whip is sacrilege.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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― Augusten Burroughs