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Two part hangovers suck shit. Get the headache up front then hours later get the aches and general run down weakness thing. I will crush this bullshit with beer in hand damnit!

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Old Crow hangovers = Fuck.

On the brighter side of things, all of my vomit landed squarely in the toilet last night.

Time to pick up another bottle...
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:04 pm
On the brighter side of things, all of my vomit landed squarely in the toilet last night.
This is how they ought to define "impressive" in the dictionaries. Congratulations, sir!

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:04 pm
Old Crow hangovers = Fuck.
Yes they do. Just reading that brought me back to my early 20's.

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The fine art of making vomit taste like flowers, espacially when said flowers come shooting out off your nostrils
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 21, 2021 3:45 pm
The fine art of shoving flowers up my ass effectively turning my butt into a vase.
I bet it's breathtaking.

Seriously though my hangover seemed a little too fun when I woke over an hour late this morning. I should've stayed home, there's no way in hell I don't reek like beer as I've been sweating it out since before I clocked in. The only thing more fun than a planned three day weekend is an unexpected fourth day.

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Currently crawling my way out of an Old Crow neutralization...
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:26 pm
Currently crawling my way out of an Old Crow neutralization...
He comes alive in the night time!

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Banging out bong hits of Jack Herer with strong, black coffee to curtail last night’s glorious damage.
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Great news for hangovers! I’m working on creating a standardized hangover reference method in the form of a scale. Something along the lines of the American DEFCON scale, from dry mouth and mild irritation right up through shitting the bed and wishing you were dead. No bottle shall be left unturned in the name of research.
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I’ve worked out some preliminaries and have created a unit of measurement called the International Hangover Unit, or IHU’s for short. The purpose of the IHU is to provide a consistent barometer as well as international standards in the measurement of a given hangover’s effects upon an individual. As IHU’s increase quantitatively upon the scale, so too does the severity of the hangover with the scale looking like some thing as follows, and again these are merely preliminary.

0-10 IHU: threshold hangover symptoms, barely noticeable to non-existent

10-50 IHU: entry level hangover symptoms that are easily mitigated or tolerated

50-100 IHU: light to moderate symptoms including headache, dehydration and stomach upset as well as possible grogginess, horniness and/or irritability

100-500 IHU: moderate to significant hangover with increased severity of symptoms. May be semi-debilitating in nature and can include nausea as well as distressing gastrointestinal interludes

500-1000 IHU: severe hangover onset often marked by such desperate statements as "god, please kill me" and "I’ll never drink again". Sound and light are both quite abrasive. Getting out of bed is entirely optional

+1000 IHU: oh, you’re FUCKED
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I`d call anything between 30 and 70 Benny Hil
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+1000 IHU symptoms: throwing up blood, inability to remain upright without vertigo, several suicide attempts, selling your soul to the devil in exchange for relief.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:00 pm
throwing up blood, inability to remain upright without vertigo, several suicide attempts, selling your soul to the devil in exchange for relief.
You listened to the new Iron Maiden album too?

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:00 pm
+1000 IHU symptoms: throwing up blood, inability to remain upright without vertigo, several suicide attempts, selling your soul to the devil in exchange for relief.
Shitting blood, barfing blood, pissing blood, bleeding piss, coughing up shit, sweating blood, crying piss, and shitting some oily substance that looks like greasy diarrhea. My ear wax is brown.
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