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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:16 pm
bleeding piss
Now that takes talent.
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Hey, at least you don’t have the "dry gripes", a condition caused by lead contamination in liquids. During the early distillation of rum in the West Indies, lead pipes we’re frequently used until the effects of lead poisoning were finally understood by the dumb-ass doctors of the day. Here’s an account of the symptoms which I’m sure you’ll enjoy:
THE European Physicians give an Account of a Disease similar to the Dry-Gripes, calling it Cholic• Pictonum, because most frequent at Poic|tiers. They are both attended with exces|sive griping Pains in the Pit of the Stomach and Bowels, which are much distended with Wind; violent and frequent Reach|ings to vomit, sometimes bringing up small Quantities of bilious Matter; at other times there is a Sensation, as if the Bowels were drawn together by Ropes; great Costive|ness, and frequently a continual Inclination to go to Stool without voiding any Thing.
Much distended with wind. I think that means farting.
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Violent Flatulence.

Actually that could be the name of a punk band.
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Patchez wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:58 pm
Violent Flatulence.

Actually that could be the name of a punk band.
The album could be called "Ass Ripping Horror".

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Sep 17, 2021 2:55 pm
Patchez wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:58 pm
Bloody Flatulence.

Actually that could be the name of a punk band.
The album could be called "Ass Ripping Horror".
I`m on drums
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Went out for some brunch mimosas today. I felt like I was going to pass out twice. Strange hangover: no headache, no nausea.

Just sheer wooziness.

Rare Breed is a beast of a drink.
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Does the hangover scale have an adjustment for age?

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:20 pm
Does the hangover scale have an adjustment for age?
Good question. Since Nausea is currently going to school for accounting, I would put it on him to devise an incremental formula which accounts for age. For example, 50 years and older might receive x2 bonus IHU points. Or perhaps recovery rate is to be considered separate from the quantification of hangover intensity.
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Sunday night bled well into Monday morning. Had to take the wife to the Docs at 7 back with breakfast by 9.

The hangover seemed fun so I was probably still a tad buzzed. Slept for another 2 hours and woke with a general shitty I ain't going to work today
feeling.

Called off and went back to bed.
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Patchez wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:22 pm
Sunday night bled well into Monday morning. Had to take the wife to the Docs at 7 back with breakfast by 9.

The hangover seemed fun so I was probably still a tad buzzed. Slept for another 2 hours and woke with a general shitty I ain't going to work today
feeling.

Called off and went back to bed.
You basically went from -100 IHUs to +200 IHUs in the space of a short nap. Grim stuff. Not totally apocalyptic, but grim nevertheless.
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I think you can`t really sleep off a hangover. Some rest helps but then you just have to move your butt and sweat it out.
Not having to deal with people helps tremendiously on the nausea part though
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I went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.

Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.

Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.

This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:17 am
I went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.

Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.

Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.

This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
nothing a few stiff ones won't fix me ol'mate....I can sense the rum knitting your arse back on as we speak.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis

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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:46 am
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:17 am
I went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.

Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.

Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.

This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
nothing a few stiff ones won't fix me ol'mate....I can sense the rum knitting your arse back on as we speak.
After the envy of last week, I ended up getting a pack of stella. I'm hoping a few cold ones will do it. I've also got a curry on the way
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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^^^ and this young lad aspires to lead his country one day
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