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This Hangover...
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- Badfellow
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Hey, at least you don’t have the "dry gripes", a condition caused by lead contamination in liquids. During the early distillation of rum in the West Indies, lead pipes we’re frequently used until the effects of lead poisoning were finally understood by the dumb-ass doctors of the day. Here’s an account of the symptoms which I’m sure you’ll enjoy:
Much distended with wind. I think that means farting.THE European Physicians give an Account of a Disease similar to the Dry-Gripes, calling it Cholic• Pictonum, because most frequent at Poic|tiers. They are both attended with exces|sive griping Pains in the Pit of the Stomach and Bowels, which are much distended with Wind; violent and frequent Reach|ings to vomit, sometimes bringing up small Quantities of bilious Matter; at other times there is a Sensation, as if the Bowels were drawn together by Ropes; great Costive|ness, and frequently a continual Inclination to go to Stool without voiding any Thing.
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Violent Flatulence.
Actually that could be the name of a punk band.
Actually that could be the name of a punk band.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- scream ale
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I`m on drums
Drink!
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Went out for some brunch mimosas today. I felt like I was going to pass out twice. Strange hangover: no headache, no nausea.
Just sheer wooziness.
Rare Breed is a beast of a drink.
Just sheer wooziness.
Rare Breed is a beast of a drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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- Inebriate Savant
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Does the hangover scale have an adjustment for age?
- Badfellow
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Good question. Since Nausea is currently going to school for accounting, I would put it on him to devise an incremental formula which accounts for age. For example, 50 years and older might receive x2 bonus IHU points. Or perhaps recovery rate is to be considered separate from the quantification of hangover intensity.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:20 pmDoes the hangover scale have an adjustment for age?
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Sunday night bled well into Monday morning. Had to take the wife to the Docs at 7 back with breakfast by 9.
The hangover seemed fun so I was probably still a tad buzzed. Slept for another 2 hours and woke with a general shitty I ain't going to work today
feeling.
Called off and went back to bed.
The hangover seemed fun so I was probably still a tad buzzed. Slept for another 2 hours and woke with a general shitty I ain't going to work today
feeling.
Called off and went back to bed.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Badfellow
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You basically went from -100 IHUs to +200 IHUs in the space of a short nap. Grim stuff. Not totally apocalyptic, but grim nevertheless.Patchez wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:22 pmSunday night bled well into Monday morning. Had to take the wife to the Docs at 7 back with breakfast by 9.
The hangover seemed fun so I was probably still a tad buzzed. Slept for another 2 hours and woke with a general shitty I ain't going to work today
feeling.
Called off and went back to bed.
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I think you can`t really sleep off a hangover. Some rest helps but then you just have to move your butt and sweat it out.
Not having to deal with people helps tremendiously on the nausea part though
Not having to deal with people helps tremendiously on the nausea part though
Drink!
- TheDrunkardAnglo
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I went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.
Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.
Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.
This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.
Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.
This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- benitobeast69
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nothing a few stiff ones won't fix me ol'mate....I can sense the rum knitting your arse back on as we speak.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:17 amI went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.
Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.
Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.
This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
- TheDrunkardAnglo
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After the envy of last week, I ended up getting a pack of stella. I'm hoping a few cold ones will do it. I've also got a curry on the waybenitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:46 amnothing a few stiff ones won't fix me ol'mate....I can sense the rum knitting your arse back on as we speak.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:17 amI went to a work lunch that ended up with a few of us drinking into the night.
Ale, wheat beer, gin and tonics, whisky, rum, brandy. We drank it all. One bar some guy fell of his bar stool. Fuck it was beautiful. With all this covid crap it must have been two years since I've seen a heavily intoxicated person fall off their stool.
Its also been two years since I've taken a pub crawl public urination discreetly down an alleyway.
This morning my arse fell out, and i'm now working from my couch arsless.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.