I love hangovers!
But I have trouble deciding which is more fun: the toxic heaving or the gurgling mudbutt, so I tend to do both at the same time. It’s an added bonus if you’re lucky enough to get yourself a nice, splitting headache too. Hangovers are totally awesome!
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Frothy, gurgling mudbutt shooting out at 40-50 psi. It would be prudent to install a hardened steel blast plate behind the toilet and reinforce the seat with high impact polystyrene resin.
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High velocity mudbutt is no laughing matter. It kills 3-4 people every ten years or so. None of those people are amused I can tell you that much.
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We need a safety sign on the bathroom wall that indicates the number of days without a mudbutt incident.
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why? Just paint a 0 there and be done with it.
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It rarely goes beyond day 3.
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My insides feel like sludge and I don't dare trust a fart. At least I don't have a headache.
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This is one of those sneaky bastards. I woke up feeling fine. Two hours later, I feel like shit.
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Never trust a fart you didn`t invent yourselfscream ale wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:33 amMy insides feel like sludge and I don't dare trust a fart. At least I don't have a headache.
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You can trust my farts. They ring loud and true.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Sudden onset mudbutt is no laughing matter.
Well it is just not at the moment of impact.
Well it is just not at the moment of impact.
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Bl -(ro)- wnsided they call itscream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:54 amSudden onset mudbutt is no laughing matter.
Well it is just not at the moment of impact.
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No real hangover to mention. But no matter what I eat or drink I can't get rid of this nasty taste. It's like something crawled in my mouth, took a shit and died.
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Sounds like the week-old cheese pizza. Mine do the samescream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 7:30 amI can't get rid of this nasty taste. It's like something became alive, crawled in my mouth, took a shit and died.
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