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Desecrated treetops, dormant tamale, dancing testicles, Dallas Toledo, deep tube

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Discombobulated tallywhacker, duplicit thorazine, deviant theory, destitute tramp, dumbfounded tragedy
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Dauntless Taint
Disgruntled Temporal Lobe
Dainty Turds
Disheveled Turtle
Diarrhea Tacos
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Dump Truck
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:19 am

Dainty Turds
Ewwwwww, sounds like something your grandmother used to keep in her candy dish next to the circus peanuts.
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:26 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:19 am

Dainty Turds
Ewwwwww, sounds like something your grandmother used to keep in her candy dish next to the circus peanuts.
I believe those were called "Turd Dainties". In the candy dish next to the horehound drops. yum. yum.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Deglazed Toilet
Discarded Tampon
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Doomed Titanic
Diseased Tapioca
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:26 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:19 am

Dainty Turds
Ewwwwww, sounds like something your grandmother used to keep in her candy dish next to the circus peanuts.
Dainty Turds would be a good opening act for Bob Log.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:51 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:26 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:19 am

Dainty Turds
Ewwwwww, sounds like something your grandmother used to keep in her candy dish next to the circus peanuts.
Dainty Turds would be a good opening act for Bob Log.

Bob Log and the Dainty Turds sounds like a name of a band playing here:


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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:06 pm
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Jesus H. Christmas! That there cowboy is bowling without any goddamn legs! And on a Persian rug, no less!
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:47 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:06 pm
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Jesus H. Christmas! That there cowboy is bowling without any goddamn legs! And on a Persian rug, no less!
The rug really ties the room together, does it not?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: DeeTs

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:57 pm

The rug really ties the room together, does it not?
absolutely as long as nobody peed on it.
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Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city I have to compensate?

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Diving duck, denied thorazine, deserving tuberculosis, desensitized theologists, demonized testicles.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:59 pm
Diving duck
Fail.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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scream ale wrote:
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Diving duck
Fail.
Yes I did.

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