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*BOT*Shenzhen Chunwang Environmental Protection Technology Co.,Ltd out of busyness since 2016

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Established in 1998 , Chunwang company is bamboo charcoal bag.
In the past two decades of unremitting efforts, Chunwang:
Year 1998, Ching chong chew chitty chitty bang bang.
Year 2004, Ah, so. who fuk you me love you long tine Cholly.
Year 2014, Ping Ping cholly wolly ming mong woo.
Year 2015, You ok Joe.

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Alright, I'm just going to go ahead and request that we delete this thread. Not because the idea of a bot annoys me, but because I can't think of anything funny or entertaining to do with it.

And trust me, I've been trying.

So let's go ahead and just Murder, Death, Kill this thread so that we can get on with our drinking.

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Excellent edit.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:09 pm
Alright, I'm just going to go ahead and request that we delete this thread...

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Ching chong Polly wolly? Pure poetry.

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Me no ma

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Shit zen, cum wang, enviromental jizzing technologies. In business since your mom became a client.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:23 am
Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:09 pm
Alright, I'm just going to go ahead and request that we delete this thread...

CHEERS!
Sometimes, we like to keep their heads on pikes atop the city ramparts. You know, as a warning to other bots.
Indeed. It's like this: when some friggin bastard takes the time to join up here only to try to sell something, then fuck 'em.
Editing their post will get them fired. They didn't sell the product very well.

Also, Mandarin would sound more like, "Shwee Shwaa Shwoo" instead of the odd attempt at whatever the poetry was trying to emulate. It's not racist. More like "Anti Bot-ese"

Or perhaps I've got into me cups again.

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Kin Kong
went to Hong Kong
to play ping pong
with his ding dong
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:03 pm
Kin Kong
went to Hong Kong
to play ping pong
with his ding dong
TD wondering if you could change your username to avoid confusion?

I thought i posted this for a sec there
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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:28 pm


TD wondering if you could change your username to avoid confusion?
Sure, buddy. Got any suggestions?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:29 pm
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:28 pm


TD wondering if you could change your username to avoid confusion?
Sure, buddy. Got any suggestions?
Hey man,

DrunkThirsty might work... Just sort of flip it around...
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I wonder if S/N "RiPT" is available?
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I will not be patronized bub.

You certainly can figure that one out for yourself.

Just trying to be helpful.

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