He`s one of those retards that talk while they cry.
And has to wear sunglasses because he`s so pale he`s a nightwalker. (instead of being a daywalker like BLADE)
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He`s one of those retards that talk while they cry.
oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:18 amThere`s this pink hat wearing lady hanging out on a bench outside every damn day. It`s not even a hat, it`s a golf-style visor or whatever these things are called. It think she has the hots for me also. I hate her and want to shoot it of her damn head with DB`s pellet gun so badly.Sammy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:24 pmAnd what really pisses me off about Sally is she always wears this stupid pink hat when she's gardening. I want to steal that hat and burn it. She spends money on a lawn treatment service but yet her front lawn is burning out because she doesn't water the lawn. The dumb bitch doesn't know that fertilizer kills without water, so now her lawn looks like shit. My lawn is 50% crabgrass and weeds but at least it's green. Weeds survive in heat. Grass doesn't. Fuck Sally and her stupid pink hat.
Aww damn! It's out of stock! Sammy you should order one when it's back in stock and also wear it when you're outside. Maybe she would finally realize how annoying it is.Sammy wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:41 pmThis is like the hat that she wears. I hate that hat. I strongly dislike Sally. I think she hates men. In the almost two years I have lived here she's only talked to me about three times and only when a woman who was helping me with yard work was present. I think she's a dyke as she only has female visitors. Fuck Sally and her hat.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Solid-Wing-W ... erId=13011
Yeah so yesterday we went on the balcony to enjoy some drinks and the kid was already crying before we even sat down. All I could hear was his blubbering and him saying "NEIN!". BWAHAHAHAHA. I am not exaggerating but we totally heard Paul cry at least 8 different times in the hour or so we sat there. Then for once, the older sister was crying. oett said we should do shots or something when that happens since it's such a rarity.
I don't think that would be a good look for me, especially in public But what I might do is buy one and then run it over with my lawn mower when she's looking.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:47 amAww damn! It's out of stock! Sammy you should order one when it's back in stock and also wear it when you're outside. Maybe she would finally realize how annoying it is.Sammy wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:41 pmThis is like the hat that she wears. I hate that hat. I strongly dislike Sally. I think she hates men. In the almost two years I have lived here she's only talked to me about three times and only when a woman who was helping me with yard work was present. I think she's a dyke as she only has female visitors. Fuck Sally and her hat.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Solid-Wing-W ... erId=13011