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Drinking beer, stealing stuff, Bender is great!

Have you ever thought of turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and beating them?

And the whole cover version of TV party.
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time for a bender

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I school is out till until monday.. time to get royally fucked up. cheers drunkies
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Re: time for a bander

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Re: time for a bander

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Bro, edit the title on your thread here.

I don't care how shitfaced you are, no drunk worth his handle of hooch misspells such a glorious word as "bender". Your own name, the town you live in; sure, you might misspell those...but not "bender".

I mean, there should be SOME standards...

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Re: time for a bander

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peetie44 wrote:Bro, edit the title on your thread here.

I don't care how shitfaced you are, no drunk worth his handle of hooch misspells such a glorious word as "bender". Your own name, the town you live in; sure, you might misspell those...but not "bender".

I mean, there should be SOME standards...

CHEERS!
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Re: time for a bander

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Hey I still drinking.oh yeah you misspell bender bander is a form of talking back in forth. bender is a great length of time spend drinking.it's like the saying bend her over as in bender.
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Re: time for a bander

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beerkegbilly wrote:Hey I still drinking.oh yeah you misspell bender bander is a form of talking back in forth. bender is a great length of time spend drinking.it's like the saying bend her over as in bender.
Shuddup and drink, 'billy...

Btw..is it my round or yours?
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Re: time for a bander

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you round
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Re: time for a bander

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beerkegbilly wrote:you round
All right...how about some single malt scotch and Belgian beer?
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a long period of drinking with a musical group?
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Maybe a bander is when you start your bender too early and can't spell bender. Its like a pre-bender bender. A bander.
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Re: time for a bander

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JimLahey wrote:Maybe a bander is when you start your bender too early and can't spell bender. Its like a pre-bender bender. A bander.
I might accept this...but then again...would any drunk on or even pre-gaming a bender, no matter how polluted he was, ever stumble into a liquor store for more bourbon and accidentally walk out with a bottle of bordeaux instead?
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Re: time for a bander

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Wingman wrote:a long period of drinking with a musical group?
What I thought exactly.
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Re: time for a bander

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This is in my top 8 thread titles
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Re: time for a bander

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peetie44 wrote:
I might accept this...but then again...would any drunk on or even pre-gaming a bender, no matter how polluted he was, ever stumble into a liquor store for more bourbon and accidentally walk out with a bottle of bordeaux instead?
Probably not, but I'd be happy to drink with the bastard that did. As long as he doesn't apologize for his mistake.
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