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Smatter Noguts
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Weeklong Bender

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@ Portage Lake, Surreal has been there and is welcome, otherwiseit's just hammering the sauce as much as it can be consumed. Until it;s gone, daddy.

Yes, I hve read here that a plannned bender is nonesuch, but I vouchesafe that it is, and will foresweare as such, being in constant communion with the spirit of spirits and will oblidge myself to whatever cruel and unforturnate comments the throng here may hurl upon the thrane, and laugh in willfull disobedieance of your crude social customs, as I always do.

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Re: Weeklong Bender

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...and so the courageous drunkard Smatter Noguts, left to his own devices, did manage to fend off the potowatami and substantiate himself into the indigenous surroundings, subsisting on mudveins, insults, and large amounts of brown party liquor.
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Re: Weeklong Bender

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Isn't "weeklong bender" redundant?
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Re: Weeklong Bender

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Isn't "weeklong bender" redundant?
Yeah, just get drunk every day and save yourself the hassle of actually pseudo-planning a damned thing.
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Re: Weeklong Bender

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I like to call it "getting Louied."
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Re: Weeklong Bender

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...another blackout post I don't remember.

I am finding that a hour long nap about two hours into the rum enables me to make a 10 hour session following, which be good.

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Re: Weeklong Bender

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Smatter Noguts wrote: I am finding that a hour long nap about two hours into the rum enables me to make a 10 hour session following, which be good.
a man's gotta know his limitations.

i think mine's in about 10 minutes....
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:...and so the courageous drunkard Smatter Noguts, left to his own devices, did manage to fend off the potowatami and substantiate himself into the indigenous surroundings, subsisting on mudveins, insults, and large amounts of brown party liquor.
It might just be the best sentence ever written.

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Re: Weeklong Bender

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Feel the need to point out that a bender is by definition a week long, anything shorter is simply a benderette.
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Re: Weeklong Bender

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The 100 degree heat drove me and the Mrs. back into air-conditioning, and she didn't much care for the daily passed out at 10 am routine, so the exercise was aborted.

My time will come again. Soon, my prettys... soon.

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Re: Weeklong Bender

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This makes me want a drink, and it's 7:45am on the west coast right now.
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7 Year Bender

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So what if I left in 2006. The last thing I remember is heading to the liquor store in Golden Hill, San Diego, picking up a handle of Beam and a 12er of Sierra (it was pay day), and the next thing I know it's 2013, I'm living in Vista, CA and this whole fucking mag/site is nearly closed down. WTF? Is MDM defunct? Did Frank die?
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Re: 7 Year Bender

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Sounds plausible.
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Re: 7 Year Bender

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I just ran out of beer. But, I also just remembered I put a 32 oz Miller High Life in the freezer earlier because it had gotten warm siting on the front seat of my car. Unfortunately I waited too long to remember and now the fucker is frozen. My instinct is to put it into an oven at 300 degrees and wait. Any ideas? It seems OK for now, just worried about the glass shattering.
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Re: 7 Year Bender

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Bucket of water, when the water is cold the beer should be drinkable
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