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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:43 pm
scream ale wrote:
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I'm planning on staining the steps on the patio over the long weekend. This should prove comical.
If you fuck up, you HAVE to take pictures. They don't even need to be too revealing, but I want to see the drunken damage, haha
Considering I've never done this before, it could've came out a lot worse.
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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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^ ^ ^ Nice job! On a random note, we have a similar bistro set as yours but oett complains that his ass is too big for the chairs.
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I planted some marigold seeds last weekend and they're starting to come up. That's been the extent of my DIY home improvements. And even that was a challenge.

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The actual pic of Scream Ale's stairs:

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Actual pic of Rye n' Coke's drunken bathroom reno.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:55 pm
The actual pic of Scream Ale's stairs:

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That looks like something I'd fuck up.
I wanna live in that house.

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:51 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:43 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:35 pm
I'm planning on staining the steps on the patio over the long weekend. This should prove comical.
If you fuck up, you HAVE to take pictures. They don't even need to be too revealing, but I want to see the drunken damage, haha
Considering I've never done this before, it could've came out a lot worse.
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HUZZAH SUCCESS!
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:55 pm
The actual pic of Scream Ale's stairs:

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I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize what was wrong with that picture, haha.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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Makes it easier for kids to sneak out of the window.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 2:15 pm
Actual pic of Rye n' Coke's drunken bathroom reno.

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Steps and bars on the window is exactly what my bathroom is lacking.

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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You can really air out with that one
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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 6:45 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:55 pm
The actual pic of Scream Ale's stairs:
I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize what was wrong with that picture, haha.
HAHAHA! What would be even more hilarious if that really was Scream's stairs and he still stained them.
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Meanwhile here's the projects going on over at Nausea's house.

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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My house is sadly lacking in kitty perches.

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Re: Drunken Home Improvements

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I made and hung my garden gate while drinking whiskey.

i nearly decapitated myself turning a beer pump handle on my lathe while rather merry so I have to hide the keys to the shed now.

was very upset last time I tried to start my chainsaw while drinking wine to find I'd drained all the fuel out for storage and I only store petrol at my work lockup
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