BUD NXT

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BUD NXT

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if you Skinny girls think think Coora Light had too much hops, enjoy your water.
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Inbev bean counter gives this formula to the board of directors.

More water per container = moar profit$

It goes downhill from here.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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This is the "beer" consumed in the grim, Orwellian future that is now.
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I got so fucked up on that stuff that I ripped my panties off and memorized Pi to the 20th decimal place.
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Re: BUD NXT

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The worst of the indentured InBev servants were assigned to the labor sector known as NXT (Naive to the X-treme) where fast food wrappers and the dregs of the waste sludge were recycled into such resalable products as Bud Slurm, Spuds McSeltzer, Fudweiser, Stella A’irbud and MD 0/0.5%
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