Well I certainly ain't no Captain.
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Captain Fruch
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 141
- Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:44 am
Well I certainly ain't no Captain.
Just a private, but this troop is on leave. A whole month to get paid for doing whatever it is I do while at home. Life is good. Haven't posted in a while, on account of the whole army thing, which is going good, everything but my liver has never been in better shape. But it's payday today and I'm getting fucked up with a bottle of bourbon and some loud records. Besides, I'm pretty sure we were told by our Sgt. before we left to drink lots and fuck lots. Anyways, good to be home, hope everyone is enjoying their holidays.
"Don't you think you have had enough?" "Nonsense, I have not even begun to defile myself."