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Smatter Noguts
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4948 Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:05 pm
Location: blackout island
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by Smatter Noguts » Thu May 20, 2010 5:27 pm
cloud8 wrote: I am wearing a smile. I am going to be a grandfather! Drinks and cigars all round. Cheers!
So you forgot to give your spawn the old birds & bees talk, eh?
Hope you spoil the little critter rotten and teach it how to drink beer like my grandparents did. Congrats.
And by the way, a crotchless thong and pasties. 'Cause they're comfortable.
Willy
Super Drunkard
Posts: 121 Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 7:05 pm
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by Willy » Thu May 20, 2010 5:35 pm
Holly shit. A Grandfather? I have a friend who is a Grandfather and he's a drunk too.
Are you my friend???
PS- Let me emphasize that I DO have more than one friend and only the one is a Grandfather, but then the early birds are a family tradition for him!
Congrates! I never bred, thank God!
cloud8
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3652 Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:20 pm
Location: Massachusetts
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by cloud8 » Thu May 20, 2010 6:58 pm
It's a girl! I was thinking Crystal was a nice name. So are Liz and Lolly.
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
--Smatter Noguts
Booz Hound
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 940 Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:59 pm
Location: The State of Intoxication
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by Booz Hound » Fri May 21, 2010 11:35 pm
I'm wearing a bowtie and a smile.
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
- Motorhead
Oh nooo, my brain!
- Hans Moleman
zak
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 915 Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:46 pm
Location: drunkard retirement home
Contact:
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by zak » Fri May 21, 2010 11:38 pm
gym shorts and a tank top
this post brought to you by #summerofmargaritas10 cause, yeah it's going to be that kinda of summer where mixed drinks with tequila is going to taste all types of good and stuff, this summer '10 get yourself some margaritas and holler at ya boy.
crumejack
Tippler
Posts: 3 Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 1:49 am
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by crumejack » Sun May 23, 2010 1:59 am
I am wearing white T-Shirt and Blue jeans right now...
NYDingbat
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4078 Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:56 pm
Location: Face up. I think.
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by NYDingbat » Sun May 23, 2010 9:19 pm
My Club Gitmo t-shirt. "Club Gitmo. When America Was Safe." Courtesy of Rush Limbaugh.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
willerror
Super Drunkard
Posts: 158 Joined: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:32 pm
Location: Standing on the corner, suitcase in my hand
Contact:
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by willerror » Mon May 24, 2010 4:09 pm
Evan green label on the rocks & my black Cramps t-shirt. "Too bad your [sic] gonna die" it says. Truer words never spoken, right?
Jerome
Super Drunkard
Posts: 140 Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:58 pm
Location: Europe
Contact:
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by Jerome » Wed May 26, 2010 4:18 pm
I'm wearing the impression of 'cloud8's avatar on my mind.
Rip Rufus
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3316 Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 2:16 pm
Location: On the border of Pineys Everywhere and Gaudy Summer Homes. Not far from Ghetto in the Woods.
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by Rip Rufus » Wed May 26, 2010 8:25 pm
Gym shorts and sweat. Because it's hot as hell up here in the computer loft. Stupid physics makes hot air rise.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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Mr Boozificator
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4981 Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:28 pm
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by Mr Boozificator » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:53 pm
A grey and blue pyjama and a frown on my face: can't sleep again.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434 Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
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by Savage » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:32 am
Lavender knit dress, and some bourbon I just spilled on myself.
like tears in rain
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12703 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:34 am
THis shold be a pic thread
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434 Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
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by Savage » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:01 am
Grumpy is naked, if anyone cares.
like tears in rain