its 4am in Budapest and he's once again lost. He took a cab to the pub hours earlier and now he's wandering the suburbs trying to find a street sign he recognizes. He states calling the wife is a the last resort of a lesser man.
What I would give to be lost with him this night. This is one drinking motherfucker. Hope the vampires don't waste their time trying to feed on this headbutting bastard.
Bucket list: Drink in Budapest with the Frog.
The Frog just called
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The Frog just called
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: The Frog just called
No-one gets lost in their own town like the Frog.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Mr Boozificator
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I'll never forget my happy years in Budapest. Our apartment was great and the city is genuinely charming. There is a special atmosphere there and so many beautiful streets...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Turns out he was on his own street. He just didn't know it and couldn't read the street sign. His wife must be a gem.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: The Frog just called
Zee frog needs to understand, that getting lost is just part of the process. Many is the time, that I found myself lost, in my own neighborhood, or in fact, in my own house. (Well, it is three stories high, and has quite a few rooms.) The most important thing, when you find yourself lost, is, DON'T PANIC! Seriously. You must not panic. If you do, then you are truly lost. If you remain calm, you are only temporarily misplaced, not lost. BIG DIFFERENCE! When you are misplaced, you can easily replace yourself, if you follow these five simple steps: First, look around. When you do this, notice if your head is above ground, or scraping the sidewalk. Second, shout. Shout anything that occurs to you: a simple "Help" will do, but if you are so moved as to recite the periodic table at the top of your lungs, well, that is perfectly fine. Thirdly, pat yourself, and assertain whatever personal items you have about yourself. Remember, the police will want to see your ID, and they will not accept your word, nor your taco. Fourth, look for your cell phone. It will probably be lying somewhere near where you fell. If it still has charge, call your most easy to guilt friend or relation, for a ride home. Wait, how many steps did I say there were? Fifth, I don't know. Maybe you should forget about going home, and just stumble to the nearest bar.
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Re: The Frog just called
190Flask wrote:Nice to see some things never change.
Heeey! Good to see you!
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Re: The Frog just called
That's a level of drunk that I can't ever hope to ascertain.
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Well now that's just sad. You always have hope. All you have to do is keep trying your best.The Frederick wrote:That's a level of drunk that I can't ever hope to ascertain.
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"Try not, do or do not. There is no try." Frank Oz
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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190Flask wrote:Nice to see some things never change.
Unmask the wench! Clearly, she is an imposter!
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And you are?Savage wrote:190Flask wrote:Nice to see some things never change.
Unmask the wench! Clearly, she is an imposter!
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Re: The Frog just called
190Flask wrote:Nice to see some things never change.
hey woah wow. come back Meggie!!!!!!!!!
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You may have missed a letter from that statement.Hanging Judge wrote:Turns out he was on his own street. He just didn't know it and couldn't read the street sign. His wife must be a gem.
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: The Frog just called
Getting bored, meh?
Take a plane ride for a long weekend and we'll try to reconstruct my long lost evening. We start from clues: none.
CSI Budapest
Take a plane ride for a long weekend and we'll try to reconstruct my long lost evening. We start from clues: none.
CSI Budapest