In your land they probably come in the shape of a sorbet.Bur wrote:I've never had sweet potatoe fried.
The say what's on your mind thread ....
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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yer missin' out. try 'em with honey mustard.Bur wrote:I've never had sweet potatoe fried.
Stupid should hurt.
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The turkey was delicious UNTIL WE REALIZED IT WAS THE BABY!
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9:15?
Fer Fuck's fucking sake! This is my family?
Sure, all the signs were there: the kids, the nosey relatives, the over-politeness. Can't someone take off the prententious dress and have a social? At least my mom snuck out for a smoke with me, but 9:15 bedtime? for everyone? I just polished off the tequila, not to mentione the wine and beers, COME FUCKIN ON! Some one pick me up before I start trolling the suburbs with an axe.
Sure, all the signs were there: the kids, the nosey relatives, the over-politeness. Can't someone take off the prententious dress and have a social? At least my mom snuck out for a smoke with me, but 9:15 bedtime? for everyone? I just polished off the tequila, not to mentione the wine and beers, COME FUCKIN ON! Some one pick me up before I start trolling the suburbs with an axe.
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Re: 9:15?
I forgot to mention it's a holifuckingiday, no one has to work tomorrow but me, and we(they) used to drink like kings. this flat tire in a can ain't bad.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Where the hell am I going to get burnt umber in oil at this short notice?
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WWDJFD?
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Well, I'm proud to say that I raised my girls right. I found a set of keys with a f-ing hello kitty ornament, on the couch. Wherever the hell they went, they walked.
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I'm outa here. You've lost it, and you don't even know it.
When my luggage arrives in Peoria, donate it to the Goodwill. Except the bourbon. They teetotal.
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hey i know a dude in peorias
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I've noticed apart from reading a lot on medical field I hold on to superstitions meself and they seem to work. Be tough enough and you won't need to worry about diseases until you're strapped to a hospital bed. That'll be time to catch good night's sleep.
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one..... more...... day of exams and then I'm a free woman!
until 31st Dec.
until 31st Dec.
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goodwill, or peoria?Savage wrote:When my luggage arrives in Peoria, donate it to the Goodwill. Except the bourbon. They teetotal.
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Shell come back: she just wants me to marry her daughters so much it's insane.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZhkLUcKT8
Tomorrow! live! And hopefully the border nazi fuckwits will let them and the rest of the lineup through customs this time!
Tomorrow! live! And hopefully the border nazi fuckwits will let them and the rest of the lineup through customs this time!
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Did the people who were standing behind Churchill ever get offended?
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?