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- Inebriate Savant
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surreal
so i hate to post this on the main board, but i've been tryin to get ahold of you regardin your trip to tn but the messages i've tried to send you stay in the outbox and never show up in my sent messages. sorry to take up space here, but i would hate to miss the opportunity to get drunk with you. so, yeah, hate to be a bother to the others on the board, but i wanted to let you know that i have a couch you can sleep on and we would be happy to have you. respond on here or send me a pm and we'll figure out the schedule.
into each life a little stroh's must fall - surreal
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
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- Juicing Like Jackie
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Re: surreal
You'll have to burn that couch. Surreal is lousy with crotch crabs.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: surreal
Alaskan King Crotch Crabs, he has.
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Re: surreal
Yeah, but they sing.Screwball wrote:Alaskan King Crotch Crabs, he has.
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound
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Re: surreal
It's a trap!
But crab can be tasty all buttered up.
But crab can be tasty all buttered up.
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Re: surreal
WITH CHIN BALLS!!!!!!
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Re: surreal
Surreal is huge.
And at night he wears red spandex and fights crime singing country music, but that's only my theory.
And at night he wears red spandex and fights crime singing country music, but that's only my theory.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: surreal
They really show off his bulge.ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
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Re: surreal
...and crabs.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:They really show off his bulge.ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
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Re: surreal
One and the same.Screwball wrote:...and crabs.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:They really show off his bulge.ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: surreal
His crabs are so huge they have bulges.
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Re: surreal
His crabs have crabs of their own.Screwball wrote:His crabs are so huge they have bulges.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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