Drunks who are also runners?
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I only run occassionally when I don't have a bucket handy nearby.
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I got to keep in shape to out run the cops.
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1/10 on Camp Lejeune. You?beerkegbilly wrote:what unit was you inMiklo wrote:I havent ran more than 2 miles since the Marines. Back then we would run 5-8 miles every morning. Now I still stay in shape and train MMA.
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ride a bike! I evaded police 299 out of 300 times on a bike.beerkegbilly wrote:I got to keep in shape to out run the cops.
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Re: Drunks who are also runners?
Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
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The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
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Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
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I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you makeRooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
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i got me a 40 miler on the books for friday.
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That Miller is pretty light I agree, but 40 in one go might be a tad too much.salad wrote:i got me a 40 miler on the books for friday.
To sit down with these men and deal with them as a representative of an enlightened and civilized people is to deride one's own dignity and to invite the disaster their treachery will bring upon us - Gen. Ridgeway
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so much for staying undrunk for the 40 tomorrow. its turned into a massive carbo load session.
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You have not yet begun to experience the poetry that regularly flows from my lips. No, that is not a blow-job reference.Mr. Viking wrote:I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you makeRooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
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Shit, I was all aroused. Can you please turn your av into a sexy girl with a giant bottle of random brown liquor?Rooster wrote:You have not yet begun to experience the poetry that regularly flows from my lips. No, that is not a blow-job reference.Mr. Viking wrote:I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you makeRooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
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surrived the run/hike. started at 8pm in rancho sante fe, moved through lake hodges gorge past the dam, past hernandez hideaway (much talk about going in) summit of Bernardo Mtn, back to Hodges, cross Del Dios Highway and bust up Olivenhain peak (resevior area, steeeeep), past that dam and into the Cielo gated developement (topped that peak). got harrassed by security and forced to look in camera and state (false) names. back to Rancho Sante Fe (Crosby). trudge out to Black Mtn, summit, back to Rancho Sante Fe. Now been up for 30 hours straight and sucking down sierra nevadas.
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Sounds great, but somehow I'm happy you're the one doing that and I'm the one sitting there with a glass of wine and a cigar.salad wrote:surrived the run/hike. started at 8pm in rancho sante fe, moved through lake hodges gorge past the dam, past hernandez hideaway (much talk about going in) summit of Bernardo Mtn, back to Hodges, cross Del Dios Highway and bust up Olivenhain peak (resevior area, steeeeep), past that dam and into the Cielo gated developement (topped that peak). got harrassed by security and forced to look in camera and state (false) names. back to Rancho Sante Fe (Crosby). trudge out to Black Mtn, summit, back to Rancho Sante Fe. Now been up for 30 hours straight and sucking down sierra nevadas.
Congrats anyway.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Boozi! Dude. Ara! listen - this is. boozificator!