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Re: Drunks who are also runners?

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I only run occassionally when I don't have a bucket handy nearby.
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I got to keep in shape to out run the cops.

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beerkegbilly wrote:
Miklo wrote:I havent ran more than 2 miles since the Marines. Back then we would run 5-8 miles every morning. Now I still stay in shape and train MMA.
what unit was you in
1/10 on Camp Lejeune. You?
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beerkegbilly wrote:I got to keep in shape to out run the cops.
ride a bike! I evaded police 299 out of 300 times on a bike.
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Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
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Rooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you make
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It's a bit runny...
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Drunks who are also runners?

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i got me a 40 miler on the books for friday.

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salad wrote:i got me a 40 miler on the books for friday.
That Miller is pretty light I agree, but 40 in one go might be a tad too much.
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so much for staying undrunk for the 40 tomorrow. its turned into a massive carbo load session.

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Mr. Viking wrote:
Rooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you make
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Rooster wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:
Rooster wrote:Running makes me sweat the booze out.
Sweating the booze out makes me drunk again.
Two for the price of one.
That's practically recycling, which makes me a tree-hugger.
Hippie girls are hairy.
The sasquatch is hairy.
The sasquatch likes beef jerkey.
I like beef jerkey.
Theeeee Cirrrrclllleeeeee offffff Lifffffeeeeee
I think that's the most eloquent post I've seen you make
You have not yet begun to experience the poetry that regularly flows from my lips. No, that is not a blow-job reference.
Shit, I was all aroused. Can you please turn your av into a sexy girl with a giant bottle of random brown liquor?
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surrived the run/hike. started at 8pm in rancho sante fe, moved through lake hodges gorge past the dam, past hernandez hideaway (much talk about going in) summit of Bernardo Mtn, back to Hodges, cross Del Dios Highway and bust up Olivenhain peak (resevior area, steeeeep), past that dam and into the Cielo gated developement (topped that peak). got harrassed by security and forced to look in camera and state (false) names. back to Rancho Sante Fe (Crosby). trudge out to Black Mtn, summit, back to Rancho Sante Fe. Now been up for 30 hours straight and sucking down sierra nevadas.

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salad wrote:surrived the run/hike. started at 8pm in rancho sante fe, moved through lake hodges gorge past the dam, past hernandez hideaway (much talk about going in) summit of Bernardo Mtn, back to Hodges, cross Del Dios Highway and bust up Olivenhain peak (resevior area, steeeeep), past that dam and into the Cielo gated developement (topped that peak). got harrassed by security and forced to look in camera and state (false) names. back to Rancho Sante Fe (Crosby). trudge out to Black Mtn, summit, back to Rancho Sante Fe. Now been up for 30 hours straight and sucking down sierra nevadas.
Sounds great, but somehow I'm happy you're the one doing that and I'm the one sitting there with a glass of wine and a cigar.
Congrats anyway.
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Boozi! Dude. Ara! listen - this is. boozificator!

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