I'm drunk on love

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Wingman
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Rooster wrote:I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.
okay.
Stupid should hurt.

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Give JT a break. It's not easy waking up in a flea-bitten motel in the middle of Anaheim. Besides that, hiring a stripper at 8am isn't a walk in the park either.
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Dirty Lou wrote:Give JT a break. It's not easy waking up in a flea-bitten motel in the middle of Anaheim. Besides that, hiring a stripper at 8am isn't a walk in the park either.

alls well that ends well.
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J. Tequila wrote:brilliant! i'ved discovered visine really does get the red out.

yeah unless your coworker tells you at noon on a 100 degree summer san diego day that your eyes are fully blood shot. and you go out to the black car with windows rolled up and get the visine. god im fucking stupid.
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salad wrote:
J. Tequila wrote:brilliant! i'ved discovered visine really does get the red out.

yeah unless your coworker tells you at noon on a 100 degree summer san diego day that your eyes are fully blood shot. and you go out to the black car with windows rolled up and get the visine. god im fucking stupid.
Just say sweat got in your eyes.
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Rooster wrote:I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.
Wait... what???
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Re: I'm drunk on love

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Dirty Lou wrote:
Rooster wrote:I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.
Wait... what???
i'm still waiting....
Stupid should hurt.

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