so far so good.
if i don't survive, bury me next to whitney.
One month binge
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Re: One month binge
Only pussies go for "if's" now I've got 14 shots left i owe my friend before I may sleep..
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Re: One month binge
Big Juan T. I need to axe, are you working throughout, drinking through work, or has thou taken a drunkard Holiday?
Re: One month binge
Im drunk.
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one month detoxers should finf a nother interbets
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one month detoxers should finf a nother interbets
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You have my full support, and I'm drunk as shit too right now. So cheers to 20 shots of scotch. Hurrah!J. Tequila wrote:Im drunk.
teetolaerts nee dnot reply.
one month detoxers should finf a nother interbets
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The Most Interesting Man in the World... drinking a Zima. I want you to picture it.
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We need more updates you crazy fuck.
Re: One month binge
Rooster wrote:One month? Jesus, how the mighty have fucking fallen. I remember, yes, I'm channeling Andy-fucking-Rooney, when you almost went a month undrunk. 30 days of drinking? I got married in November and I'm still fucking drunk from that event... and goddamnit I'm going to continue getting drunk until it is unsustainable. 30 days? JohnnyT. I mock you. You-know-who mocks you, while drinking Ten-High from the grave.J. Tequila wrote:That's right. Starting today, I'm going to get drunk every day for a month, no detox here.
To prepare for this monumental venture, I've been getting drunk every day for the last week.
So, who's with old Johnny T?
lol
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Keep laughing, jerkasses. Meanwhile I have to do some serious damage control with the C. Plus, walking into my local and hearing regulars ask "Hey, you have you met Johnny Tequila?" is a rather odd thing to hear.
All good though, no problems, no law, no injuries.
All good though, no problems, no law, no injuries.
whiskeyprick wrote:
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
"I'll fuck you like the Milf you wanna be"
Re: One month binge
Summary:
1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)
2. A dude hit on me
3. I don't remember
5. Amanda's tits.
6. Amanda's ass.
7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.
8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.
12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.
1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)
2. A dude hit on me
3. I don't remember
5. Amanda's tits.
6. Amanda's ass.
7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.
8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.
12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.
Re: One month binge
J. Tequila wrote:Summary:
1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)
2. A dude hit on me
3. I don't remember
5. Amanda's tits.
6. Amanda's ass.
7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.
8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.
12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.
Let's focus on Amanda here. Everyone knows how brilliant Rooster is.
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You know what they say about pics or things not happening...J. Tequila wrote:Summary:
1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)
2. A dude hit on me
3. I don't remember
5. Amanda's tits.
6. Amanda's ass.
7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.
8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.
12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: One month binge
I vote for pics too.
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most def invalid w/o pics