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welcome to paradise. slide me somma that whiskey, thanks.
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Welcome, I'll have a High Life and a Maker's Mark. I can't remember but the Danish prime minister may be hot???

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isn't that chick from that show danish? she was a cop or something. also that other chick from the xmen mighta been danish or not. i used to enjoy a danish with my breakfast but now i worry about the diabeetus. now that i think about it that chick from the cop show mighta been from iceland or something. either way, welcome, friend. i'll have a cuervo and a pint of the black stuff.
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treetop wrote:isn't that chick from that show danish? she was a cop or something. also that other chick from the xmen mighta been danish or not. i used to enjoy a danish with my breakfast but now i worry about the diabeetus. now that i think about it that chick from the cop show mighta been from iceland or something. either way, welcome, friend. i'll have a cuervo and a pint of the black stuff.
I once kissed a Danish girl, It wasn't easy: she was taller than I, and when she started, she wouldn't let go. Valkyries can be sweetly scary sometimes.
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Buy me an Aalborg and a herring chaser.

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Mr Boozificator wrote: Valkyries can be sweetly scary sometimes.
haha! hwoooo....

anywho, here's the realz:

the dutch are actually the hottest folks. if you find a dutch girl willing to do you, try to hang on for 9 seconds. and whatever else you can grab.

now, iceland is interesting. kinda aloof. two kinds, there: fair and blonde and fair and brunette. (redhead spoiler: the vikings didn't have that many redheads, and when they went to colonize iceland, they would stop by ireland to steal and/or buy some women. and you have to have 2 parents carrying the redhead gamede to produce a redheaded child.) regardless, a weird mix of standoffish and agressive, there. well worth the effort.

now, let's drink, to scandinavian chicks! skOl!
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Thanks for the warm greetings, guys!

Yeah, I really like the friendly, mature tone of this forum - two attributes that are extremely hard to find in forums these days - The only other forum I've ever seen that has the same kind of vibe is the Heart of Metal Dicussion Forum, and I've been posting there for 5 years now.

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peetie44 wrote:How about a Tuborg, pal?

Welcome!
I like Tuborg Classic, and their pilsner is all right - They have another pilsner called "Tuborg Green" which is pure, utter shit!

My danish brewery of choice is Albani - don't know if you've heard of it, but they produce beers like Odense and Giraf - My personal favourites are Odense Classic and Giraf Gold.

Belgium brew some fucking tasty stuff! I absolutely LOVE Westmalle - had their dark beer on tap in the Netherlands a couple of summers ago - that's tasty stuff!

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Mglaffas wrote:Thanks for the warm greetings, guys!

Yeah, I really like the friendly, mature tone of this forum - two attributes that are extremely hard to find in forums these days - The only other forum I've ever seen that has the same kind of vibe is the Heart of Metal Dicussion Forum, and I've been posting there for 5 years now.


Not sure about this, pally.

still, it's a friendlt place.


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We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

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Freddie AppsHero wrote:We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

WHAT YOU ASSHOLE WHO THE FUCK


oh, sorry, my tourretes kicke din again

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J. Tequila wrote:
Freddie AppsHero wrote:We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

WHAT YOU ASSHOLE WHO THE FUCK NARWHALS STAB YOUR ASS YEAH NARWHALS FUCK YOU MANATEE CANT EVEN DODGE PROPELLORS BITCH


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CIVILITY CAN EAT A DICK.
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DeeboCools wrote:CIVILITY CAN EAT A DICK.
I don't know who that girl is, but I'd like to meet her.
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Mmmmmm, a foaming nut brown ale please. In the words of Palinka...

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What's he up to these days? I used to call him when he lived in Hungary. Or Bulgaria. Somewhere over there. Hungary, I'm sure it was Hungary.
He's in Leeds now. Often in LAHNdon to visit his family. You should meet up with him sometime. He'd love it I'm sure. Bring the bloke along to show off.

I just talked to the Frog in Hungary. He's lost his way home. ...... Again. 4am and all that.

Good to hear about Palinka still being around. Came across some pictures of his visit to San Diego in '05 the other day. Miss that bastard.
RIP Tim.

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