Introduction Thread for New Members!

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:04 pm

welcome to paradise. slide me somma that whiskey, thanks.

sloweducation · Post by **sloweducation** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:26 pm

Welcome, I'll have a High Life and a Maker's Mark. I can't remember but the Danish prime minister may be hot???

treetop · Post by **treetop** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:29 am

isn't that chick from that show danish? she was a cop or something. also that other chick from the xmen mighta been danish or not. i used to enjoy a danish with my breakfast but now i worry about the diabeetus. now that i think about it that chick from the cop show mighta been from iceland or something. either way, welcome, friend. i'll have a cuervo and a pint of the black stuff.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:55 am

treetop wrote:isn't that chick from that show danish? she was a cop or something. also that other chick from the xmen mighta been danish or not. i used to enjoy a danish with my breakfast but now i worry about the diabeetus. now that i think about it that chick from the cop show mighta been from iceland or something. either way, welcome, friend. i'll have a cuervo and a pint of the black stuff.

I once kissed a Danish girl, It wasn't easy: she was taller than I, and when she started, she wouldn't let go. Valkyries can be sweetly scary sometimes.

Aleksi · Post by **Aleksi** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:29 pm

Buy me an Aalborg and a herring chaser.

Welcome!

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:59 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote: Valkyries can be sweetly scary sometimes.

haha! hwoooo....

anywho, here's the realz:

the dutch are actually the hottest folks. if you find a dutch girl willing to do you, try to hang on for 9 seconds. and whatever else you can grab.

now, iceland is interesting. kinda aloof. two kinds, there: fair and blonde and fair and brunette. (redhead spoiler: the vikings didn't have that many redheads, and when they went to colonize iceland, they would stop by ireland to steal and/or buy some women. and you have to have 2 parents carrying the redhead gamede to produce a redheaded child.) regardless, a weird mix of standoffish and agressive, there. well worth the effort.

now, let's drink, to scandinavian chicks! skOl!

Mglaffas · Post by **Mglaffas** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:09 pm

Thanks for the warm greetings, guys!

Yeah, I really like the friendly, mature tone of this forum - two attributes that are extremely hard to find in forums these days - The only other forum I've ever seen that has the same kind of vibe is the Heart of Metal Dicussion Forum, and I've been posting there for 5 years now.

Mglaffas · Post by **Mglaffas** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:15 pm

peetie44 wrote:How about a Tuborg, pal?

Welcome!

I like Tuborg Classic, and their pilsner is all right - They have another pilsner called "Tuborg Green" which is pure, utter shit!

My danish brewery of choice is Albani - don't know if you've heard of it, but they produce beers like Odense and Giraf - My personal favourites are Odense Classic and Giraf Gold.

Belgium brew some fucking tasty stuff! I absolutely LOVE Westmalle - had their dark beer on tap in the Netherlands a couple of summers ago - that's tasty stuff!

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:47 pm

Mglaffas wrote:Thanks for the warm greetings, guys!

Yeah, I really like the friendly, mature tone of this forum - two attributes that are extremely hard to find in forums these days - The only other forum I've ever seen that has the same kind of vibe is the Heart of Metal Dicussion Forum, and I've been posting there for 5 years now.

Not sure about this, pally.

still, it's a friendlt place.

avoid BMMS,

and no matter what, do not, under any circumstance

Freddie AppsHero · Post by **Freddie AppsHero** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:48 pm

We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:07 pm

Freddie AppsHero wrote:We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

WHAT YOU ASSHOLE WHO THE FUCK

oh, sorry, my tourretes kicke din again

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 pm

J. Tequila wrote:
Freddie AppsHero wrote:We're mature in the sense that we don't just scream at people for no reason like they do on most other forums. :)

WHAT YOU ASSHOLE WHO THE FUCK NARWHALS STAB YOUR ASS YEAH NARWHALS FUCK YOU MANATEE CANT EVEN DODGE PROPELLORS BITCH

oh, sorry, my tourretes kicke din again

Fixed it for you, pal.

DeeboCools · Post by **DeeboCools** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:03 pm

CIVILITY CAN EAT A DICK.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:47 pm

DeeboCools wrote:CIVILITY CAN EAT A DICK.

I don't know who that girl is, but I'd like to meet her.

190Flask · Post by **190Flask** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:05 pm

Judge wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Mmmmmm, a foaming nut brown ale please. In the words of Palinka...

Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.

What's he up to these days? I used to call him when he lived in Hungary. Or Bulgaria. Somewhere over there. Hungary, I'm sure it was Hungary.
He's in Leeds now. Often in LAHNdon to visit his family. You should meet up with him sometime. He'd love it I'm sure. Bring the bloke along to show off.

I just talked to the Frog in Hungary. He's lost his way home. ...... Again. 4am and all that.

Good to hear about Palinka still being around. Came across some pictures of his visit to San Diego in '05 the other day. Miss that bastard.

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