One month binge

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Re: One month binge

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so far so good.

if i don't survive, bury me next to whitney.

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Only pussies go for "if's" now I've got 14 shots left i owe my friend before I may sleep..

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Re: One month binge

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Big Juan T. I need to axe, are you working throughout, drinking through work, or has thou taken a drunkard Holiday?

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Im drunk.

teetolaerts nee dnot reply.


one month detoxers should finf a nother interbets

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Re: One month binge

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J. Tequila wrote:Im drunk.

teetolaerts nee dnot reply.


one month detoxers should finf a nother interbets
You have my full support, and I'm drunk as shit too right now. So cheers to 20 shots of scotch. Hurrah!

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Re: One month binge

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this must be theplace

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The Most Interesting Man in the World... drinking a Zima. I want you to picture it.

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Re: One month binge

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We need more updates you crazy fuck.

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Re: One month binge

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Rooster wrote:
J. Tequila wrote:That's right. Starting today, I'm going to get drunk every day for a month, no detox here.

To prepare for this monumental venture, I've been getting drunk every day for the last week.


So, who's with old Johnny T?
One month? Jesus, how the mighty have fucking fallen. I remember, yes, I'm channeling Andy-fucking-Rooney, when you almost went a month undrunk. 30 days of drinking? I got married in November and I'm still fucking drunk from that event... and goddamnit I'm going to continue getting drunk until it is unsustainable. 30 days? JohnnyT. I mock you. You-know-who mocks you, while drinking Ten-High from the grave.

lol
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Re: One month binge

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Keep laughing, jerkasses. Meanwhile I have to do some serious damage control with the C. Plus, walking into my local and hearing regulars ask "Hey, you have you met Johnny Tequila?" is a rather odd thing to hear.

All good though, no problems, no law, no injuries.
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Re: One month binge

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Summary:

1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)

2. A dude hit on me

3. I don't remember

5. Amanda's tits.

6. Amanda's ass.

7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.

8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.

12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.

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J. Tequila wrote:Summary:

1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)

2. A dude hit on me

3. I don't remember

5. Amanda's tits.

6. Amanda's ass.

7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.

8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.

12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.

Let's focus on Amanda here. Everyone knows how brilliant Rooster is.

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Re: One month binge

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J. Tequila wrote:Summary:

1. I rang the bell at Paul's (means I bought a round for the house)

2. A dude hit on me

3. I don't remember

5. Amanda's tits.

6. Amanda's ass.

7. Not only does C put up with Louie, she also tolerates me. She's an angel.

8. Sailor Jerry in the morning is sublime.

12. Rooster is a brilliant son of a bastard.
You know what they say about pics or things not happening...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: One month binge

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I vote for pics too.

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most def invalid w/o pics

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