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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...

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now if i could just find where they keep the workahol....
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It's hiding under the self-respect.
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Patchez wrote:I play one on TV.
Damn, that is some lame shit. How drunk was I when i posted this?
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Re: I'm not an alcoholic, but...

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Wingman wrote:
Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
Miklo wrote: Whats your deffinition of an alcoholic?
"any one who has 2 or more drinks 4 times a week"
bwahhahahahhaha. ha.
Damn....so we are all alcoholics.
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Miklo wrote:
Wingman wrote:
Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:
"any one who has 2 or more drinks 4 times a week"

bwahhahahahhaha. ha.
Damn....so we are all alcoholics.
According to their definition, I think we probably are the Alcohol itself.
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You're not an alcoholic if you can still hold on to the floor.
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Jozer wrote:You're not an alcoholic if you can still hold on to the floor.
I have managed to have big trouble with this at times. Should I be worried?
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Consult your nearest Bartender immediatly!
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