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Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
S.J. going down the gullet..
NOW!
NOW!
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ThirstyDrunk
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JimLahey
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
WISER'S Whiskey! BOOM! Double boom!
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
This thread would be funntier if it was worded "hump" instead of "fuck".
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Shane-O-Matic
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
Shots of Stroh have messed up my head.
Oh, well.
My right ankle keeps acting up; probably a result of too many turns at football. I have since retired to a life of drunken Sunday nights. It's good.
Oh, well.
My right ankle keeps acting up; probably a result of too many turns at football. I have since retired to a life of drunken Sunday nights. It's good.
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Negromancer
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
Look on the bright side: Limping gives flavour to your drunken persona. If I could choose whichever handicap, I'd probably choose having a limp, because it would legitimize me using a walking stick.
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
It's not as good as you might think.Negroleptic wrote:...it would legitimize me using a walking stick.
On the the other hand, it does give one an excuse to to bar hopping to find the wee fucker.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Negromancer
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
Good enough for me
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
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Palinka (RIP)
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Fair enough but, fair warning, elbow crutches suck!Negroleptic wrote:Good enough for me
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Negromancer
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
I take it back now. I was more talking the light, slightly-off-balance-limp ideally associated with the wise and elderly.
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
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Palinka (RIP)
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One can acheive this with judiciously applied amounts of intoxicants (which has the benefit of not having the constant clawing bastard pain aforehand).Negroleptic wrote:...the light, slightly-off-balance-limp...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Aloysius_of_Tahiti
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Re: Fuck this fucking goddamn leg
I've got a fucked-up leg that requires me to carry a cane. Instead of feeling sorry for myself, I went on ebay and bought myself a flask cane. I look dapper as all get out - strolling about like a gentleman with my walking stick - and I always have a day's supply of whiskey on hand.
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Mr. Viking
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Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkennessPalinka wrote:One can acheive this with judiciously applied amounts of intoxicants (which has the benefit of not having the constant clawing bastard pain aforehand).Negroleptic wrote:...the light, slightly-off-balance-limp...
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best