A New Face In Hell

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Re: A New Face In Hell

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Shane's Dentist wrote:In the old days, we would deport people such as Ms Boniface.

However, we are more civilised these days. There's merely a very strong argument for putting this idiotic woman on a boat that never reaches land again.

She is such an extreme Dry I do believe she'd object to the wetness of the ocean that boat would sail upon.
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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Re: A New Face In Hell

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NYDingbat wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:In the old days, we would deport people such as Ms Boniface.

However, we are more civilised these days. There's merely a very strong argument for putting this idiotic woman on a boat that never reaches land again.

She is such an extreme Dry I do believe she'd object to the wetness of the ocean that boat would sail upon.
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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An Irish Doctor told Dervla Murpy that his rule of thumb was "double what he says, and half what his wife says".

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Re: A New Face In Hell

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My doctor didn't make any comment on my level of drinking, having made me fill in a form saying how often I drank, smoked or did anything naughty. When I do go though, there are always people who appear to be suffering badly with drug dependence so I imagine I don't drink enough to concern him
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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Mr. Viking wrote:pseudo science
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21627080
Also inspired by Sadie Boniface's misguided "campaign".

We really need to start campaigning against this wrong-headedness or things will not go well for us.

To quote Burke, "All that is needed for evil to flourish, is for good [people] to do nothing."
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Seriously, does anyone NOT lie to their doc about how much booze, drugs, cigs, etc they consume?
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It's none of your goddamned business, doctor. Now get these empty 40oz bottles off of my hands.
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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Savage wrote:Seriously, does anyone NOT lie to their doc about how much booze, drugs, cigs, etc they consume?
Certainly not. What would be the point?
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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I never lie to my doctor, it could affect any prescription they want to make
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Re: A New Face In Hell

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Savage wrote:she is not important. i will kill her, if you like. i'm betting she has some nasty secrets she'd rather keep private.
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