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Pick Up lines of the FuTuRE

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Hello, I wish to have sex with U
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This will only work if you are James T. Kirk, Captain of the USS Enterprise.
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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"I got 9 gigabytes of hard-drive, baby...lemme be your server."
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That spacesuit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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Hmm, pickup lines... Well, it's been several decades, but I seem to remember that "Hi, I'm Dianne. What's your name?" worked pretty well.
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Let's treat our first date 80's style.
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Can I put my data device into your port?
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