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Bourbon is my blood.

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You know what, I remember that thread. How could I forget.
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I heard Beam Inc. is being bought out by a Japanese company.
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Suntory is buying Beam.

For 16 billion.

Its combined portfolio of leading brands will include Beam's Jim Beam, Maker's Mark and Knob Creek bourbons, Teacher's and Laphroaig Scotch whiskies, Canadian Club whisky, Courvoisier cognac, Sauza tequila, and Pinnacle vodka, and Suntory's leading Japanese whiskies Yamazaki, Hakushu, Hibiki, and Kakubin, Bowmore Scotch whisky and Midori liqueur. Beam's President and Chief Executive Officer Matt Shattock and the current Beam management team will continue to lead the business, which will be managed from Beam's headquarters outside Chicago, Illinois.
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Xmas 2014 - Maker's Ambassadors are getting Kung Fu Panda Koozies.
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That's news? I bought Beam last week. For around $25. Japan can overpay all they want for a glass of booze, but it won't taste any better.
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Surreal wrote:Xmas 2014 - Maker's Ambassadors are getting Kung Fu Panda Koozies.
A "Hello Kittie" joke would be the appropriate type of stereotype.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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