WTF Makers???!!!
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WTF Makers???!!!
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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Bourbon is my blood.
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You know what, I remember that thread. How could I forget.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs
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I heard Beam Inc. is being bought out by a Japanese company.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Suntory is buying Beam.
For 16 billion.
Its combined portfolio of leading brands will include Beam's Jim Beam, Maker's Mark and Knob Creek bourbons, Teacher's and Laphroaig Scotch whiskies, Canadian Club whisky, Courvoisier cognac, Sauza tequila, and Pinnacle vodka, and Suntory's leading Japanese whiskies Yamazaki, Hakushu, Hibiki, and Kakubin, Bowmore Scotch whisky and Midori liqueur. Beam's President and Chief Executive Officer Matt Shattock and the current Beam management team will continue to lead the business, which will be managed from Beam's headquarters outside Chicago, Illinois.
For 16 billion.
Its combined portfolio of leading brands will include Beam's Jim Beam, Maker's Mark and Knob Creek bourbons, Teacher's and Laphroaig Scotch whiskies, Canadian Club whisky, Courvoisier cognac, Sauza tequila, and Pinnacle vodka, and Suntory's leading Japanese whiskies Yamazaki, Hakushu, Hibiki, and Kakubin, Bowmore Scotch whisky and Midori liqueur. Beam's President and Chief Executive Officer Matt Shattock and the current Beam management team will continue to lead the business, which will be managed from Beam's headquarters outside Chicago, Illinois.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Xmas 2014 - Maker's Ambassadors are getting Kung Fu Panda Koozies.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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That's news? I bought Beam last week. For around $25. Japan can overpay all they want for a glass of booze, but it won't taste any better.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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A "Hello Kittie" joke would be the appropriate type of stereotype.Surreal wrote:Xmas 2014 - Maker's Ambassadors are getting Kung Fu Panda Koozies.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"