...and now I'm into the gin. Got a job offer today. Took a piss test, luckily have abstained from the devil weed for about 2 months, shouldnt be a prob.
Cheers to you farts!
I've drunk 15 beers...
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- Jiggers McCoy
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I've drunk 15 beers...
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
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Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Good luck Jiggers, but probably luck doens't have a thing to do with it.
Two months? That's strength. Now keep in mind that you will be a one-hit Jiggers once you get in theyah. No kush for you at the celebratuon
Two months? That's strength. Now keep in mind that you will be a one-hit Jiggers once you get in theyah. No kush for you at the celebratuon
- Jiggers McCoy
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Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Wow, don't remember posting this. Immaculate grammar though, as always. Thanks, auto-pilot!
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Your inner-monkey is a pilot?Jiggers McCoy wrote:Wow, don't remember posting this. Immaculate grammar though, as always. Thanks, auto-pilot!
Awesome.
![Image](http://www.escuadron69.net/varios/monkey_pilot.jpg)
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
I asked my inner-monkey to auto-pilot me recently and got this:
![Image](http://monkeyltd.com/jackasses/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/monkey-finger.jpg)
Inner-monkey's are difficult little fella's.
Space monkey's are even worse. Just ask Wahoohaa.
![Image](http://monkeyltd.com/jackasses/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/monkey-finger.jpg)
Inner-monkey's are difficult little fella's.
Space monkey's are even worse. Just ask Wahoohaa.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Cars are faster than horses....
![Image](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30700000/Monkey-Fun-family-guy-30759331-280-267.gif)
![Image](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30700000/Monkey-Fun-family-guy-30759331-280-267.gif)
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Wondering where Screwball will go with this next.
![Image](http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2012/04/11/smoking_monkey.gif)
![Image](http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2012/04/11/smoking_monkey.gif)
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
I'm tired of waiting. I'm headed to Blackout Island.
Cheers kids,
![Image](http://www.scoopwhoop.com/uploads/image/94201312000019223288monkey3.gif)
Kinda reminds me of DPAW......
Cheers kids,
![Image](http://www.scoopwhoop.com/uploads/image/94201312000019223288monkey3.gif)
Kinda reminds me of DPAW......
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss