...and now I'm into the gin. Got a job offer today. Took a piss test, luckily have abstained from the devil weed for about 2 months, shouldnt be a prob.
Cheers to you farts!
I've drunk 15 beers...
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Jiggers McCoy
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I've drunk 15 beers...
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
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mistah willies
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Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Good luck Jiggers, but probably luck doens't have a thing to do with it.
Two months? That's strength. Now keep in mind that you will be a one-hit Jiggers once you get in theyah. No kush for you at the celebratuon
Two months? That's strength. Now keep in mind that you will be a one-hit Jiggers once you get in theyah. No kush for you at the celebratuon
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Jiggers McCoy
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Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Wow, don't remember posting this. Immaculate grammar though, as always. Thanks, auto-pilot!
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
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Your inner-monkey is a pilot?Jiggers McCoy wrote:Wow, don't remember posting this. Immaculate grammar though, as always. Thanks, auto-pilot!
Awesome.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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I asked my inner-monkey to auto-pilot me recently and got this:
Inner-monkey's are difficult little fella's.
Space monkey's are even worse. Just ask Wahoohaa.
Inner-monkey's are difficult little fella's.
Space monkey's are even worse. Just ask Wahoohaa.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
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Screwball
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Yer inner monkey needs a hair cut.
...and now, monkeys riding doggies.
...and now, monkeys riding doggies.
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Cars are faster than horses....
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
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Wondering where Screwball will go with this next.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
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I'm tired of waiting. I'm headed to Blackout Island.
Cheers kids,
Kinda reminds me of DPAW......
Cheers kids,
Kinda reminds me of DPAW......
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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- Hoss
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Screwball
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Re: I've drunk 15 beers...
Last known photo of Thirsty and Surreal.
