Savage, my redhead has been in and out of pregnancy three times over a period of less than four years. So she has been undrunk for about five years now. There used to be no way I could drink her under the table back then, but now, her definition of a bender is two glasses of white wine. I am glad that I'm a man. Firstly, I'll admit readily that I could not stand the pain of giving birth. I admire all the mothers that have gone through that. Secondly, I could not be undrunk for all those years.Savage wrote:Oh you poor, poor fellows. Twice--not once, but twice!--I was forced to undergo undrunkenness. For so much longer than your measly few months. Ah, such is the price of bringing future drunkards into the world.
APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
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- BBoozer
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Re: Where is everyone?
- NYDingbat
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Re: Where is everyone?
I was amidst the cornfields and soybean fields keeping company with my wonderful country boy, 'Spook. But I'm back, sistah! For a few minutes anyhow.
So nu?
So nu?
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- mistah willies
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Bluebottle, where are you?
I do miss you. I have had some massive health issues lately, but I would like to hear from you.
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Re: Bluebottle, where are you?
Ahh my bourbon mermaid! I am here! I understand abt health issues, it's hell getting old! I will be arnd tonite, hope to see you Savage!
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Re: Bluebottle, where are you?
Kwey-Ha!
Been a while since another 49er, huh.
This round is on me. I mean, all over me,
I stumbled... oops
Been a while since another 49er, huh.
This round is on me. I mean, all over me,
I stumbled... oops
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APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
We have manage to retrieve Badfellow but we seem to still be missing some important personnel. Anyone with any knowledge of the whereabouts of the following, is kindly asked to either report on their well-being or to urge them to return to The Board and report in, themselves, please.
In no particular order, the list is as follows:
treetop
steved2112
The Geese (Greygoose1 & Mother Goose)
Oggar
Barca
Professor Roomie
Bender
Ivan
Nic the chick
Bender!
Intoxichrist
Unkle Lemmy
fdoosey
Chelsea40oz
mjm
Dipsomaniac
Malkor
Colonel Knowledge
DanUK (AKA Danger Awesome)
G_W (AKA Gerald Weigal)
massivedrunk
whiskeyprick
The Big Casino
Dirty Lou (AKA ssapals)
Johnny Tequila (AKA JohnnyT)
Tipsy McStagger
Shmoo
Rowdydrunk79
waahoohah
Wingman
&
Chimneyfish
Happy Drunk
Linkster
deadpuppiesandwhores
Dylboz
calx
lanternchikk
daphne
Blackneto
thirsty4beer
Surreal
Fast Cast
Bundy
Bluebottle
Gin McGuinness
I am sure that there are many others to add to the list, so do feel free to add their names to the list so that anyone who may know where they might be, can offer information; either by post or PM (N.B. If you are able to offer information but due to the sensitivity of the same, you do so by PM, please post, "PM Sent" - so that we can cross their name off the list).
In no particular order, the list is as follows:
treetop
steved2112
The Geese (Greygoose1 & Mother Goose)
Oggar
Barca
Professor Roomie
Bender
Ivan
Nic the chick
Bender!
Intoxichrist
Unkle Lemmy
fdoosey
Chelsea40oz
mjm
Dipsomaniac
Malkor
Colonel Knowledge
DanUK (AKA Danger Awesome)
G_W (AKA Gerald Weigal)
massivedrunk
whiskeyprick
The Big Casino
Dirty Lou (AKA ssapals)
Johnny Tequila (AKA JohnnyT)
Tipsy McStagger
Shmoo
Rowdydrunk79
waahoohah
Wingman
&
Chimneyfish
Happy Drunk
Linkster
deadpuppiesandwhores
Dylboz
calx
lanternchikk
daphne
Blackneto
thirsty4beer
Surreal
Fast Cast
Bundy
Bluebottle
Gin McGuinness
I am sure that there are many others to add to the list, so do feel free to add their names to the list so that anyone who may know where they might be, can offer information; either by post or PM (N.B. If you are able to offer information but due to the sensitivity of the same, you do so by PM, please post, "PM Sent" - so that we can cross their name off the list).
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- NYDingbat
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I can get in touch with some of these slackers and keep ya posted.
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- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
Still haven't found their ways home after Octoberfest?
I never get invited to those kinds of festivities.... :-(
I never get invited to those kinds of festivities.... :-(
<insert something profound here>
Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I visited Wingman on the way through GA last September. The man is a gracious host and in great health. However his family and work/volunteer firefighter duties keep him busier than a one legged man at an ass-kickin' contest. I still have contact with him. He says he pops in once in a blue moon just to lurk and catch up a bit.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
Yeti another lits I was left off! I feel sad about being not inclueded o htis list
I should sturm this thing off and eat mo remeat
I should sturm this thing off and eat mo remeat
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I would like to add Bundy to this list. And bluebottle.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
Done and done.NYDingbat wrote:I would like to add Bundy to this list. And bluebottle.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I am also adding "surreal" to the list. He hasn't been around for quite some time. If anyone has any knowledge of hid whereabouts and well-being*, we'd all love to know.
*Or, better yet, a way of getting him (and/or/ any of the other missing Board Members) back to posting on the Board again.
*Or, better yet, a way of getting him (and/or/ any of the other missing Board Members) back to posting on the Board again.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian managed to "Break the Internet" but she certainly put a big crack in it.
- greygoose1
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
Patchez wrote:I visited Wingman on the way through GA last September. The man is a gracious host and in great health. However his family and work/volunteer firefighter duties keep him busier than a one legged man at an ass-kickin' contest. I still have contact with him. He says he pops in once in a blue moon just to lurk and catch up a bit.
I prefer the analogy of 'busier than a 3-dicked dog in a fire hydrant factory', but that's just me checking in. Best to you, Patchez, and to you as well, Wingman. Wingman, thank you for volunteer services; the world needs more of your type.
The Geese still chill as they, hopefully, always will. Meg's pa passed away in June, and then had to have her gall bladder taken out about 2 weeks ago, but we all cool here at the casa.
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'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
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~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements