Your local weather reports
Moderators: Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5093
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Your local weather reports
I'll tell you it is sick weather we are having here in SoCal. It's like 80F on the coast like 9pm! It's dry and they were spraying in the sky today. This is geoengineering. What's happening where you live? Have you been cutoff from booze because of the weather? Tell us. We want to know. You are the first line of drunkard liberty.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Smatter Noguts
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4948
- Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:05 pm
- Location: blackout island
Re: Your local weather reports
Good thing that dockyard strike isn't effecting my effing booze supply.
Winter storm warnings with temps below zero.
Perfect indoor drinking weather!
But I'd rather be where you are.
Winter storm warnings with temps below zero.
Perfect indoor drinking weather!
But I'd rather be where you are.
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Your local weather reports
It's Britain, so it's pissing down (as fucking usual ).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: Your local weather reports
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. Indoor drinking weather indeed.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12703
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: Your local weather reports
Breezy and bitingly cold, with 100% chance of inebriation.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Your local weather reports
I can help.
i used to snort.
but snow has the worst drain
i used to snort.
but snow has the worst drain
- booznik
- King Cockeyed
- Posts: 1545
- Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 2:29 pm
- Location: People's Republic of SoCal
Re: Your local weather reports
Literally, the first winter on record where I never once used the heater. In fact, my fan broke, and I had to buy a new fan... for winter.Lush City wrote:...It's like 80F on the coast like 9pm!
Not complaining though. We're the lucky ones.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5093
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
- Location: Nearest tiki lounge
Re: Your local weather reports
Finally after a whole week of heat the onshore returns today and it's a comfortable 72F. This is sick weather. Nothing but extremes anymore.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Rusty_Shackleford
- Booze Head
- Posts: 47
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 9:06 pm
- Location: Frozen shithole Saskatchewan
Re: Your local weather reports
15cm of snow and a -37C windchill.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Re: Your local weather reports
11 degrees with winds at 28 gusting to 60. Wind chill unknown except for cold as balls.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: Your local weather reports
Global warming my ass! Thanks Al Gore.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- booznik
- King Cockeyed
- Posts: 1545
- Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 2:29 pm
- Location: People's Republic of SoCal
Re: Your local weather reports
In this room, the humidity is 29%.
Disgusting.
Nobody wants weather that is Dry.
Disgusting.
Nobody wants weather that is Dry.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 25434
- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Re: Your local weather reports
Hah! Humidity of 25 is what we wish for here. I think it's about 10, with 75-85 degrees, and it is freaking February. I hate living here. Amazing that my kids in Virginia are up to their earlobes in snow.
like tears in rain
Re: Your local weather reports
high 70s to low 80s, haven't turned my heater on in weeks. Beautiful weather here on the west coast...
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs
― Augusten Burroughs
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Your local weather reports
It turns out that, NSA Agent, booznik can control the weather!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン