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I'm picturing me and the lot of you on this vessel with Thirsty at the helm. Pantless of course. And only one eyebrow. Motoring down the intercostal getting soused as we toast the likes of Tony, Grip, The Liz, Palinka and the rest of those that have entrusted us to continue to carry the flag. It makes me smile just thinking of the debauchery we'd develop.
Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
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Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
Very cool concept. I think one of these could be built ( a little larger too) for a reasonable amount of bit coin.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
My Tiki bar levitates, and flies around after a while.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
I'm down, lift me up onto your boozification floatation device, else I drown
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
The skipper was drunk...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a boozy trip
It started from this internet port,
Aboard the MDM Ship.
The Mods were mighty Drunkard Men (and me)
The Editor brave and sure
Many passengers raised a glass that day
For a many decade tour, a many decade tour.
The Mothers from MADD were getting rough,
They sought to have us tossed,
If not for the courage of FKR,
This site would be lost, this site would be lost.
The site set down on the deck of this floating tiki isle
With ThirstyDruuuunnnnk
Surreal and peetie too
They Badfellow and his Whiskeypriiiiick
Smatter and NYD
Here on our MDM isle, here on our MDM isle!
A tale of a boozy trip
It started from this internet port,
Aboard the MDM Ship.
The Mods were mighty Drunkard Men (and me)
The Editor brave and sure
Many passengers raised a glass that day
For a many decade tour, a many decade tour.
The Mothers from MADD were getting rough,
They sought to have us tossed,
If not for the courage of FKR,
This site would be lost, this site would be lost.
The site set down on the deck of this floating tiki isle
With ThirstyDruuuunnnnk
Surreal and peetie too
They Badfellow and his Whiskeypriiiiick
Smatter and NYD
Here on our MDM isle, here on our MDM isle!
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
If it's going to be "the most Florida thing ever", it has to at least involve meth, if not Flakka.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
Holy shit, there's such thing as a submarine pub!Badfellow wrote:My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -deep.html
I was gonna say it as a joke, but then i googled it and its a real thing!
Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
And all these years I thought Romania wasn't worth my time.Tarcek wrote:Holy shit, there's such thing as a submarine pub!Badfellow wrote:My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -deep.html
I was gonna say it as a joke, but then i googled it and its a real thing!
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
Katanas, too.Frankennietzsche wrote:If it's going to be "the most Florida thing ever", it has to at least involve meth, if not Flakka.
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
From a man who strings words together for a living, this is quite a compliment!Surreal wrote:Bravo!
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
This is Florida. Bar at the end of a fishing pier.
At sunset.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar
^ ^ ^
Damn fine report. Looks like the end to a good day, right there. Modern Drunkard with the lines out, and the smuggler hit pipe for the walk on the personal plank.
Damn fine report. Looks like the end to a good day, right there. Modern Drunkard with the lines out, and the smuggler hit pipe for the walk on the personal plank.